Flu shot season in the jenner house

[adamjenner 0]

So i wake up this morning to get some milk out of the fridge and find this (see pictures below).
i thought either someone in the family just went on heroin(e?) or mom's doing the flu shot clinic at the office again.
Turns out it was the flu shot clinic (mom's a nurse).
then i feel my sleeve lift up and she jabs me....now i have the flu (been feeling sick for a bit)

thanks mom.

[hookitt 1]

I just love the idea of injecting the flu... Takes the worry out of whether you'll get it or not. I'm glad to hear you got that out of the way.

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[Sheenster303 0]

Oh that sucks. Poor Adam!

I've never had a flu shot.

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[hooked 0]

I thought there was a 'shortage' of vaccines? So....how come you got one?

J

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[Cajundude 0]

WTF? From those pics it looks like someone may be getting injected with the Macaroni flu strain...

[adamjenner 0]

I'm telling you guys, it was just some funny i'm half asleep and opening up the fridge to that haha

But mom said they used every last one!
I think the best was last year on halloween she has all the needles piled out on the kitchen table, and she was filling them up. Well when you trick or treat at my door you could CLEARLY see the table (full of all the needles) i bet people were having some thoughts abo ut taking candy from our house haha...maybe that's why we only have 5 kids this year.

I never use to get sick from the flu shot but this year i did. I hate it.

[mnealtx 0]

Shooting up heroin to get through the nicotine withdrawals, eh?

Mike
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[adamjenner 0]

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Shooting up heroin to get through the nicotine withdrawals, eh?

hahaha now that you've mentioned it....then i could ease off the heroin with crack...then back to smokes

[dgskydive 0]

A little macaroni with your flu shot sir. It is great warmed up!

Dom

[craichead 0]

Those evil Canadians! They're hoarding all of the flu shots in Nova Scotia!

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[adamjenner 0]

haha yes yes we are
at least in my house

if you took time to count there was 230 i think mom said
doesn't look like it but then again looks can be deceiving

[skymama 37]

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I thought there was a 'shortage' of vaccines? So....how come you got one?

Yeah, that's what I was wondering! I guess it just shows it doesn't show how old, young or ill you are, it's who you know that counts!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[sunshine 2]

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Yeah, that's what I was wondering! I guess it just shows it doesn't show how old, young or ill you are, it's who you know that counts!

I was still able to get one. Anyone at my agency could've. Since there was a shortage, i passed it up this year so the old people could get 'em instead.

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[2fat2fly 0]

The only thing that I'm thinking is "Wow, a fridge with food in it!" I don't see that very much at my house
We have got to stop eating out all of the time.

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[skymama 37]

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I was still able to get one. Anyone at my agency could've

They're not giving them to just anyone here. We may have a few more elderly people in FL than you have there though.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[sunshine 2]

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We may have a few more elderly people in FL than you have there though

Umm....yeah. I think you have the blue hair capital of the US down there.

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[adamjenner 0]

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We may have a few more elderly people in FL than you have there though.

not to sound rude or anything but wouldn't it make sense to give them to younger people who may live about 40 years instead of someone who might only like 5 more months?

[DeNReN 0]

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I thought there was a 'shortage' of vaccines? So....how come you got one?

Yeah, that's what I was wondering! I guess it just shows it doesn't show how old, young or ill you are, it's who you know that counts!

Actually the Canadian Gov. had the forsite to stock pile the vaccine.....and were giving quite a large amout of it to the States...causing us to have a slight shortage.....so what if the stuff were sending you guys has expired

[jlmiracle 7]

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We may have a few more elderly people in FL than you have there though.

not to sound rude or anything but wouldn't it make sense to give them to younger people who may live about 40 years instead of someone who might only like 5 more months?

I kinda implied the same thing to the people at work except with the the concept of "they are saving them for all the unemployed people". Instead industries across the board are going to loose millions of dollars because of lack of flu shots because employed people are not the right age to receive one.

Judy

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[adamjenner 0]

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Actually the Canadian Gov. had the forsite to stock pile the vaccine.....and were giving quite a large amout of it to the States...causing us to have a slight shortage.....so what if the stuff were sending you guys has expired

Just remember that for next year
if you need a flu shot just stop by the house i'm sure we could spare a few

[kingbunky 3]

let's see, what'sn adam's fridge... leftover macaroni, black bean sauce, two bottles of real-lemon? what's up with that? some scotsburn skim milk next to the coffee cream (one kinda cancels the other out doesn't it?) heinz ketchup (gotta hlep out kerry since he didn't get that new job he was hoping for). dill pickles, aunt jemima syrop, parmesan cheese, kraft bbq sauce. let's all go to adam's for supper!

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[AndyMan 7]

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Yeah, that's what I was wondering! I guess it just shows it doesn't show how old, young or ill you are, it's who you know that counts!

I think more importantly it depends where you live.

Adam lives in Canada, and there aint no drug shortage up there...

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Yeah, that's what I was wondering! I guess it just shows it doesn't show how old, young or ill you are, it's who you know that counts!

I think more importantly it depends where you live.

Adam lives in Canada, and there aint no drug shortage up there...

_Am

Ooops, I never thought to look where he lived! Makes sense now.

J

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[Dagny 0]

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not to sound rude or anything but wouldn't it make sense to give them to younger people who may live about 40 years instead of someone who might only like 5 more months?

It makes sense that people who are young with a strong immune system can handle the possibility of getting the flu without dying; whereas, the elderly have a greater probability of dying from the flu due to weakened immune systems and multiple comorbidities (simultaneous disease processes).

That's why it's way cooler for people in the states, due to the vaccine shortage, to let people who need it more get the shot. And, basically, if you aren't immunocompromised or elderly you aren't getting the shot in the states anyway.

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[Muenkel 0]

I feel so selfish now. I got my flu shot yesterday.

Oh, the hell with it. It's not like I can undo it.

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