Gravitymaster 0 #1 November 14, 2004 GREENVILLE, N.C. (Wireless Flash) -- A new product is helping tailgate party poopers keep their rear end slips to themselves. The GasBGon company is launching a line of flatulence filtering seat cushions specifically for tailgate parties at sporting events. The cushion helps eliminate the sound and stinky smell that comes from "the cheer from the rear" by muffling the toot with acoustical foam and trapping the rank fumes with a carbon filter. Since "everyone passes gas" and tailgating is an "opportune time" for brew and food to make a combustible mix, product co-inventor Jim Huza says the fart suppressor is perfect for keeping gas from flying around sports aficionados. Huza says the cushion -- which costs $24.95 -- fits all shapes and sizes and can withstand all kinds of farts from small toots to big wind breakers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 November 14, 2004 Kinda gives a new meaning to the "Make sure you take a windbreaker to the football game." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #3 November 14, 2004 HELL NO! I will never forget the day I let one loose that gagged even the jump pilot... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #4 November 14, 2004 QuoteHELL NO! I will never forget the day I let one loose that gagged even the jump pilot... Twas obviously not Mike Mullins. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT rip a bad one in Mikes plane. If it happens, hope you are near the DZ.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #5 November 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteHELL NO! I will never forget the day I let one loose that gagged even the jump pilot... Twas obviously not Mike Mullins. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT rip a bad one in Mikes plane. If it happens, hope you are near the DZ. He'll dump the whole load? What if he cannot ID who it was?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrBrant 0 #6 November 14, 2004 I've forced peple to open the door of our 182 a few miles early - never been shoved out tho.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #7 November 14, 2004 I rode in a plane where the pilot carried a can of air freshener. If the stench of excited skydivers got too bad, he'd just start spraying it into the cabin, which of course didn't improve the conditions by a lot. He also never looked where he was spraying it, so if you were unfortunate enough to be sitting up by the cockpit, you soon learned to cover your face when that can came out... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #8 November 14, 2004 sounds like you have personal experiane in this. no?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #9 November 14, 2004 QuoteThe GasBGon company is launching a line of flatulence filtering seat cushions specifically for tailgate parties at sporting events. Hey Amazon, I think this is Trademark infringement on your AssBeGone product. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
