Worst Holiday EVER

[kinney29 0]

It's the time of year I start watching my back, screening my phone calls and locking my doors at night.

It's Thanksgiving

Heres a few reasons why I fear thanks giving.

2003: Went to Nashville with current gf. She didn't come back with me and broke up with me over the phone.

2002: Different gf - spent holiday with her family, broke up next evening.

2001: Soon after 9/11. Still in military had duty, no leave.

2000: Different gf - we hadn't seen each other in 3 or 4 months, picked her up in DC to take to NY, we relized IT wasn't there anymore.

1999 & 1998 : Military Duty

1997: Basic Training

1996: I was arrested on Turkey Day.

Other Years: Had various issues, such as getting in a fist fight with my cousin (we were both 11 or 12 and he started it), in my living room.

I'm scared

[Rebecca 0]

Dude, one thing I've learned during a rather long and distinguished dating career ("Yeah, so's my johnson" - Slider), I've learned one thing for sure:

NEVER bring your SO to family holidays unless you are engaged or already married if you plan to continue seeing them.

My live-in bf and I are going our seperate way for the holidays and we're both perfectly happy about it. I want this one to last a while...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[sunshine 2]

And by all means, don't let your sister play a joke on you by putting your bottle of Dick Tasty on the dinner table. It makes for an embarrasing experience...

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Rebecca 0]

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And by all means, don't let your sister play a joke on you by putting your bottle of Dick Tasty on the dinner table. It makes for an embarrasing experience...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That too! LMAO!!


And if all else fails, drink. Drink like prohibition is coming back tomorrow.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[sunshine 2]

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That too! LMAO!!

Yeah, that still gets rated as one of the funniest/most embarrsing things during our family thanksgiving dinners throughout the years. Hearing my Dad utter the words "what the hell is dick tasty?" was something i don't ever wanna hear again. Maybe i should write a letter to the makers of Dick Tasty about it and see if they'll send me a free bottle.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[piisfish 140]

can you explain what Dick Tasty is ??

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[mnealtx 0]

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And by all means, don't let your sister play a joke on you by putting your bottle of Dick Tasty on the dinner table. It makes for an embarrasing experience...

I'm REALLY hoping that's some sort of booze....

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[tigra 0]

I am engaged, and holidays are STILL an issue with us! Always seems like a battle deciding where to spend the holiday!

[sunshine 2]

It's edible lotion from the sex toy store.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[IanHarrop 43]

Start celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving, its in October!

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

[kinney29 0]

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Start celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving, its in October!

That's the key!


Pheww, it over with and nothing happend, Woohoo

BTW: I'm purposefully not starting to date anyone until this horrid moth is over.