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Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE? Because if it's a mistake, then maybe we can do something about it...invent a vacinne, come up with a cure...build up our immune system. You know, 20 pushups a day and you'll NEVER have to deal with WOMEN...EVER...AGAIN!
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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You might want to read here before you post stuff like that. Some women may understand what you posted is a joke, then it needs to go to Bonfire.

Just in case you have a problem using a clicky, I've copied and pasted below, note the highlighted stuff.

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Heya all,

Welcome to Women Only. Like the forum description says, this is a place for women to share their experiences, ask female-related questions and get empowered in a comfortable environment. All are free to post or read, but keep in mind that there can be sensitive topics here, enter with maturity in mind. This forum will be highly moderated.

Please stick to serious topics and discussions about women's issues. This is NOT the place to storm in and just shout "Chicks Rule" (even though we all know they do!). Keep the cheerleading and antics for the Talk back forum!

A word to the guys: You are obviously welcome to participate in discussions here. Do keep in mind who this forum was created for and be sparse and sensitive with your comments and contributions. If you're smart you'll try to learn from this forum more than you try to teach!

Safe swoops
Sangiro


May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Because if it's a mistake, then maybe we can do something about it...invent a vacinne, come up with a cure...build up our immune system. You know, 20 pushups a day and you'll NEVER have to deal with WOMEN...EVER...AGAIN!



Furthermore, with statements like these, most people would tend to think you're playing for the other team;). (at least that's what i'm getting).

jmo.
-A

edit to add : Not that there's anything wrong with that;)



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Or you could google it and discover one of the best Jack Nicholson character quotes in existence about the War of the Sexes.



Dude, give it up! Whether they're your words or crusty old Jack Nicholson, they suck :P. Recently rejected? Not gettin' any?

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

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Whoa, don't call Jack crusty.:P No wait, he is. Me gettin' any...a couple of weeks.

I actuallity I was looking for a creative mind to put the pieces together. I'm cryptic like that and was getting bored sitting at my desk studying Calculus.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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