boinky 0 #26 November 17, 2004 QuoteAre there red condoms in the trunk? How about "Glow in the Dark" ones? NOTE TO SELF: Must carry a condom for that surprise quickie at the bus stop, in the trunk or on the bus.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamih 0 #27 November 17, 2004 QuoteI'd give the car to the friend, and let her take the old lady to her destination, while I stayed at the bus stop and waited for the bus with the partner of my dreams. You rock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #28 November 17, 2004 QuoteI'd give the car to the friend, and let her take the old lady to her destination, while I stayed at the bus stop and waited for the bus with the partner of my dreams. Correct answer. Heard this one years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #29 November 17, 2004 If it must be between the three choices (unlike some who made their own) : The old lady Because she is not doing well and can't be left in the storm. While there is something to be said for loyalty, the friend will surely survive to await the bus, it isn't a life or death situation and i'm sure they'd understand. And, why would the perfect partner want you if you are so selfish that you would ditch and old lady in need and a loyal friend for them? -A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #30 November 17, 2004 QuoteIf it must be between the three choices (unlike some who made their own) : The old lady Because she is not doing well and can't be left in the storm. While there is something to be said for loyalty, the friend will surely survive to await the bus, it isn't a life or death situation and i'm sure they'd understand. And, why would the perfect partner want you if you are so selfish that you would ditch and old lady in need and a loyal friend for them? WOW!!! The practicality, morality and honesty in this answer astounds me! There were no prizes for this poll, but if there were, you would surely get it. GOOD JOB!!! NinaNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #31 November 18, 2004 Quote You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus... what the fuck is a bus? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #32 November 18, 2004 Quotewhat the fuck is a bus? This is a joke, right? Main Entry: [1]bus Pronunciation: 'b&s Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural bus·es or bus·ses Usage: often attributive Etymology: short for omnibus Date: circa 1909 1 a : a large motor vehicle designed to carry passengers usually along a fixed route according to a schedule b : AUTOMOBILE Hmmm.....Don't they have public transportation in California?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
