Thrusday funny

[mr2mk1g 10]

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the Wife promptly hacked her first shot

right through the window of the biggest house adjacent

to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned

you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the

owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy

drive is going to cost us."



So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on

the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the

damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a

broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken

window.



A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people

that broke my window?"



"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the

husband replied.



"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank

you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle

for a thousand years.



Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three

wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind,

I'll keep the last one for myself."



"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a

moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for

the rest of my life."



"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the

least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"



"And now you, young lady,

what do you want?" the genie asked.



"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with

servants in every country in the world," she said.



"Consider it done,"the genie said.

"And your homes will always be safe from fire,

burglary and natural disasters!"



"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your

wish, genie?"



"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't

been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to

have s*x with your wife."



The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey,

you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.

What do you think?"



She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,

you're right.



Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but

what about you, honey?"



You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd

do the same for you!"



So the genie and the woman went upstairs where

they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.



The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop

s*x, the genie rolled over and looked directly

into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your

husband?"



"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No

Kidding." he said,



"Thirty-five years old, and both of you still believe in genies?"