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sunshine 2
QuoteThat's why I tuck mine into my sock.
Good think they make those super extra large socks...
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
QuoteThis causes the girl to give up clitoral sexuality, and turn to the father as love object.
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I forgot to give up my clitoral sexuality.
Love thy clit!
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
MOTHER: What do you want to be when you grow up?
DAUGHTER: A daddy
MOTHER: Oh, honey, you CAN'T grow up to be a daddy. Daddy's have penises. You are a girl; girls have vaginas - not penises.
DAUGHTER: I might grow a penis
MOTHER: No sweetheart, you won't grow a penis.
DAUGHTER: Well, girls grow boobies, why can't they grow penises?
MOTHER: True. When girls become women, they DO grow breasts. However, they DON'T grow penises
DAUGHTER: Then I'll BUY a penis!
www.psy.pdx.edu/PsiCafe/Just4Fun/Jokes/ElectraComplex.htm
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DAUGHTER: A daddy
MOTHER: Oh, honey, you CAN'T grow up to be a daddy. Daddy's have penises. You are a girl; girls have vaginas - not penises.
DAUGHTER: I might grow a penis
MOTHER: No sweetheart, you won't grow a penis.
DAUGHTER: Well, girls grow boobies, why can't they grow penises?
MOTHER: True. When girls become women, they DO grow breasts. However, they DON'T grow penises
DAUGHTER: Then I'll BUY a penis!
www.psy.pdx.edu/PsiCafe/Just4Fun/Jokes/ElectraComplex.htm
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Granimal 0
Hmm... I don't remember anything in vall's nice and warm post about penises. You are all evil!

QuoteHmm... I don't remember anything in vall's nice and warm post about penises. You are all evil!
Blame it on the Cheese!
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QuoteQuoteThis causes the girl to give up clitoral sexuality, and turn to the father as love object.
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I forgot to give up my clitoral sexuality.
Love thy clit!
"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"
Damion 0
im jealous that you went back to Chicago. heheh ;)
Quoteim jealous that you went back to Chicago. heheh ;)
I'm jealous that you're jealous that she went back to Chicago.


I'm jealous that Val didn't come up to Norcal to see me too!

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sunshine 2
QuoteI'm jealous that Val didn't come up to Norcal to see me too!
WTF? I came to norcal to see you. I'm not good enough?

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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
QuoteQuoteI'm jealous that Val didn't come up to Norcal to see me too!
WTF? I came to norcal to see you. I'm not good enough?
You're not here now and I have no one to play spin the bottle with... booo hoooo hoooo
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QuoteQuoteI haven't had many instances of people being extremely jealous of anything I have.
I'm extremely jealous of your jump numbers. I lie awake nights plotting how I can get them...
You can have my jump numbers, provided I get to keep the memories of the jumps. :-)
Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)
(drink Mountain Dew)
cocheese 0
QuoteQuoteHmm... I don't remember anything in vall's nice and warm post about penises. You are all evil!
Blame it on the Cheese!
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I was just going to write that. weird.
Sorry about my penis always getting in the way.

And our whole psychiatric world is based on the ravings of this guy!
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