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What makes a good kiss?

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Can FF chicks even wear full face helmets?!



Yes, I wear one all the time! And, yes, my visor has had kiss marks on it before. :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I never knew geeks could kiss



Actually, geeks are the best kissers... in my experience anyway. ;)



I agree totally. My experience has been that geeks are some great kissers. I believe it's because they have nothing else better to do than work on kissing their hand. :P
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Wow, that sounds awesome. Who did that to you?



Hmmm.....now I don't kiss and tell, but I know for a fact that the fastest speed on that jump was only 194. :P B| :$

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But then I have this weird "network administrator" fetish...



Thats one wierd perversion!



Yes, I am a sicko.

Must have something to do with all that talk about hard drives and servers... and subnet masks... and of course masters and slaves.

Mmm... I'm gonna go take a cold shower now.

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But then I have this weird "network administrator" fetish...



Thats one wierd perversion! :S


:D;)



Would that include a light saber and a Jedi costume?:D:D
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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And now that Shannon has mentioned it, "creaming your pants" does sound kinda gross.



Still better than creaming someone else's pants.



What would you be doing in some one else's pants?!?!?:)
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The following is a list of kisses you should avoid:

The Lizard: Your tongue darts in and out of your lover's mouth like a reptile probing for its next victim.

The Roto Rooter: Your tongue ventures so far down your lover's throat that it actually begins to choke them.

The Swordfish: You operate your tongue much like a swordfish, and use your nose in a blunt and violent manner.

The Deep Sea Diver: You rarely come up for air.

Frozen in Time: You never change the position, posture, or angle of your head.

The Squid: You seem to emit an awful smell and taste. All your lover can think of is how to slip you a breath mint.



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Actually when I said passion... I meant a good F*ck... ;) There's no kisser better than a good F*cker Kisser!... If they F*ck good, you know they gotta kiss good too! ;)B| ... And the best F*ck's, are the ones that use their kisser's immensely! ... I mean put that kisser anywhere you can reach.. thats what I'm talking about! :)
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I disagree. The best fuckers are not the best kissers, at least not by my experience. of course I am not one of those kiss me after you blow me types.



WTF? A girl is willing to suck your dick and then you won't kiss her afterwards? Thats just wrong!! :D

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I disagree. The best fuckers are not the best kissers, at least not by my experience. of course I am not one of those kiss me after you blow me types.



Oh, I'm sorry... It must have just been my experiences. ;)B|
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WTF? A girl is willing to suck your dick and then you won't kiss her afterwards? Thats just wrong!!


Uh, no it's not!:|
Read the SIM (Semen Ingurgitation Manual), section 14-3:
"All fluids kindly deposited by the male into any one of the female's cavities shall remain inside the cavity at all times, never to be returned to the male"!
Lean your basics...>:(;)

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I disagree. The best fuckers are not the best kissers, at least not by my experience. of course I am not one of those kiss me after you blow me types.



WTF? A girl is willing to suck your dick and then you won't kiss her afterwards? Thats just wrong!! :D



Yeah! What a wimp! :P
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