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What makes a good kiss?

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Stand on the edge of the tailgate backwards, have her run, jump up, and monkey hug you. Jump off and start making out. If you stop for a second and try to kiss again, the wind tries really hard to keep you apart. :)
Make sure your audibles are set in case you lose track of altitude. :P

You can fall almost 200 MPH like this too. B|
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Stand on the edge of the tailgate backwards, have her run, jump up, and monkey hug you. Jump off and start making out. If you stop for a second and try to kiss again, the wind tries really hard to keep you apart.

Make sure your audibles are set in case you lose track of altitude.

You can fall almost 200 MPH like this too.



Wow, that sounds awesome. Who did that to you?

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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I heard that those 'murricans get up to all sorts o' crazy stuff


Yeah, but you've gotta sign all that legal paperwork before doin' anything. Kind of a downer...[:/]

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I think I found the standard contract:
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I ("the Kisser") hereby absolve the other party (hereafter known as "The Kissee") of all liability related, but not limited, to:
- Lack of kissing ability
- Slobbering
- Biting
- Hickeys
- Telling all my friends

Signed,
Frenchy.

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Stand on the edge of the tailgate backwards, have her run, jump up, and monkey hug you. Jump off and start making out. If you stop for a second and try to kiss again, the wind tries really hard to keep you apart. :)Make sure your audibles are set in case you lose track of altitude. :P
You can fall almost 200 MPH like this too. B|


This is what makes this place rock.Great idea. Now all i need is a Casa or Skyvan and...I can see it now.. "Not so fast honey" ...Slam ! Head-but and teeth hittin. ouch. ha


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***I ("the Kisser") hereby absolve the other party (hereafter known as "The Kissee") of all liability related, but not limited, to:
- Lack of kissing ability
- Slobbering
- Biting
- Hickeys
- Telling all my friends

Signed,
Frenchy
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Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!>:(


"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I find it funny that my 2 roommates and I are singing "Sometimes You Have to Fuck Her Softly" whilst I post in this thread. Oh Tenacious D, how I love thee.



HA! I love Tenacious D. That song kills me! It's so true.

That and the love supreme song.

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I never knew geeks could kiss



Actually, geeks are the best kissers... in my experience anyway. ;)

But then I have this weird "network administrator" fetish... :$

Oh, and as far as what makes a good kiss???

Wow, I actually find myself too embarrassed to say! :o:$

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Oh my god. Yeah that is soooo great! Sometimes it feels like they are going to swallow my tongue though. Like they are eating me alive or something.

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It's the aliens that will eat you alive.

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OMG! You are sooo right! The aliens are coming to my house right now to abduct me and eat me alive. Alright now I'm going to go hide in the closet.


huh? i thourght you liked to be eaten alive:ph34r::D

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

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the best kiss starts with a little build up and then starts slow. gentle pressure, soft lips, (not to big or pencil lips) some nibbling on the lips and some tongue. being creative without trying to shove your tongue down my throat. i am also a big proponent of kissing the neck



Yep...definitely...adding to that, taking time to enjoy and appreciate the kiss. You know the ones where you don't really want them to end?

Hmm store this info for possible future use:$
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Since Sunny keeps bragging about the cute boy she kissed, I was curious what makes a kiss good to you?



I like a kiss to be slow, luxuriant, deep, fluid, and smooth. It should feel like it packs into it all the love and passion that is felt, and it should also feel so unrushed that it's as though we have hours to complete it; we're in no hurry.

There should be a playfulness to it, like sucking on a lip or the tongue, but mostly the important aspect for me is the softness of it all. There can be pressure, sure, but the overall feeling of the kiss should not be a mashing of the mouths, but a dance of them, with each anticipating and moving with the moves of the other.

A good kiss can convey love.

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Wow..... Lucky for me, I know just the FF chick to ask...



I hope she doesn't wear a full face helmet. That would suck. :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Can FF chicks even wear full face helmets?!

I mean who throws a shoe honestly? :P

You make a good point though, then I would just licking a face shield, making little mouth on glass faces....wait, that sounds kinda fun too :)
Now...I just need a tailgate....
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