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John wanted to let you know that he was one of many people to dry their no-no parts on your brand-new rig. And we're pretty sure we got the sour smell out of it before you tried it on, but puke is REALLY hard to clean when it's all watery.



Damn Beefy Bastards! I knew my new rig smelled a little funky!!! :D

Sorry I couldn't make it down there for the party. I'm working on getting sent to Bragg...we shall see. I'll be down there the third weekend in november. Sorry, it's the soonest that I can take off again.

I won't be gracing you guys with my presence however if you insist on rubbing your nuts on my gear!!! >:(


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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Kevin dont forget Beef Period.(Bill Titus) or Beef Chow Mein (lesa)



That's right. For some reason, I thought we named her Beef Bulgogi...maybe because she's Korean and Chow Mein is Chinese...:P

Okay, here's an updated list:

#1 - The Beef
#2 - Sonic the Beef Hog
#3 - Wee Creator & Wee Beef
#4 - Beef Brander
#5 - (ACHOO!)llectual Beef
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#6 - Sonic Screetch
#7 - Executive Beef
#8 - Beefalo Wings
#9 - Smoked Beef
#10 - Beef Strokinoff
#11 - Virgin Beef
#12 - ???
#13 - Chipped Beef
#14 - Monkey Beef
#15 - Fishy Beef
#30 - Ground Beef
Flaming Beef
Can-a-Beef (aka Sub-Sonic Tofu)
Hairy Beef
McBeef
Beef Bomb
Zesty Beef
String Beef
Slack Beef
Beef Tenderfoot
Longhorn Beef
Beef-A-Doodle-Doo
Sonic Meat
Devious Beef
Beef Chow Mein
Beef Period
Huckabeef
Soup Line (pending notification)
Porkbread
Sonic Starr


I think that about covers it for the moment. B|

Nic, my friend, you lost me there. "DD list"? I'm all befuddled this morning, and not thinking entirely logically. Please explain. :P
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
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Nic, my friend, you lost me there. "DD list"? I'm all befuddled this morning, and not thinking entirely logically. Please explain. :P



DD not as in bra size, DD as in Drunk Dial. You can read this thread or do a research.

The basic thing is you have the list of phone numbers of all the people participating, and you can call them when you're drunk. Anytime >:(

There is a secret DD forum on DZ.com, and only the people on the list have access to it.

You can PM Kris to get on the list.
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That list is flawed as well, Kevin!

MonkeyBeef#13



CRAP! Man, I'm slippin'. I hope this won't reflect poorly on my request that everyone who can should come out to my birthday party at Skydive Parkton this Saturday. We're providing free food (sandwiches, chicken, maybe some lasagna) and free beer. I'm organizing, and Cora's buying. :P

Okay, here it is, with the CORRECT numbering:

#1 - The Beef
#2 - Sonic the Beef Hog
#3 - Wee Creator & Wee Beef
#4 - Beef Brander
#5 - (ACHOO!)llectual Beef
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#6 - Sonic Screetch
#7 - Executive Beef
#8 - Beefalo Wings
#9 - Smoked Beef
#10 - Beef Strokinoff
#11 - Virgin Beef
#12 - Chipped Beef
#13 - Monkey Beef

#14 - ???
#15 - Fishy Beef
#30 - Ground Beef
Flaming Beef
Can-a-Beef (aka Sub-Sonic Tofu)
Hairy Beef
McBeef
Beef Bomb
Zesty Beef
String Beef
Slack Beef
Beef Tenderfoot
Longhorn Beef
Beef-A-Doodle-Doo
Sonic Meat
Devious Beef
Beef Chow Mein
Beef Period
Huckabeef
Soup Line (pending notification)
Porkbread
Sonic Starr

Yeah, so there you have it. Also, everyone's invited to the party...and the jumping prior. B|
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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I hope this won't reflect poorly on my request that everyone who can should come out to my birthday party at Skydive Parkton this Saturday. We're providing free food (sandwiches, chicken, maybe some lasagna) and free beer. I'm organizing, and Cora's buying. :P



Again words escape me as I try to express my anguish over missing this....>:(

I take solice in the fact that you're another year older than me now...B|;)
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I might slip out there Saturday for that. Will there be coctails?



I believe we'll be able to arrange for that, my friend. What with the expertise we'll have in that arena, and all. :P

I'll take suggestions as well. B|
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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And a damn fine suggestion if I do say so my damn self. B|

I'm all geeked out about this party. :D
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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Well I am going to have my own party, with hookers and blackjack! On second thought forget the blackjack!


Dude, you totally stole from me stealing from Bender. :P

We'll lift several mighty toasts to your non-presence, and I may even curse your name if it all comes back up at 4am. B|

I'm trying to confirm the BEEF name for Ratboy. I'm getting sketchy details that he HAS been named, but no confirmation as to what that name actually is. If he hasn't received one yet, The Beef and I think "Sonic Ho-Daddy" works best. :P
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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We'll lift several mighty toasts to your non-presence, and I may even curse your name if it all comes back up at 4am. B|

I'm trying to confirm the BEEF name for Ratboy. I'm getting sketchy details that he HAS been named, but no confirmation as to what that name actually is. If he hasn't received one yet, The Beef and I think "Sonic Ho-Daddy" works best. :P



I think you should call him SONIC TAIL

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I think you should call him SONIC TAIL



I found out that String Beef named Ratboy "Bit-o-Beef". Once named, forever named, I suppose.

We had a few more additions this weekend, so let me update the roster here. Chuck, the numbering will be correct...I promise. Even if I have to redo it several hundred times. B|

#1 - The Beef
#2 - Sonic the Beef Hog
#3 - Wee Creator & Wee Beef
#4 - Beef Brander
#5 - (ACHOO!)llectual Beef
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#6 - Sonic Screetch
#7 - Executive Beef
#8 - Beefalo Wings
#9 - Smoked Beef
#10 - Beef Strokinoff
#11 - Virgin Beef
#12 - Chipped Beef
#13 - Monkey Beef
#14 - Sonic Boom Boom
#15 - Fishy Beef
#30 - Ground Beef
Flaming Beef
Can-a-Beef (aka Sub-Sonic Tofu)
Hairy Beef
McBeef
Beef Bomb
Zesty Beef
String Beef
Slack Beef
Beef Tenderfoot
Longhorn Beef
Beef-A-Doodle-Doo
Sonic Meat
Devious Beef
Beef Chow Mein
Beef Period
Huckabeef
Soup Line (pending notification)
Porkbread
Sonic Starr
Bit-o-Beef
Sonic Salsa
Grade Z Beef
Beef Jerky
Sonic Divot

How about our chapter members? Any additions this weekend?
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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Hey you beefy bastards...I'll be jumping with you all down in Parkton next weekend if the weather is good. :)
Keep your fingers crossed and keep your nuts off my rig!!! :P



Regardless of the weather, come on down! We'll welcome you with open...something...and lots of satchel rubbing on your rig. :P

Seriously, my new rig will be in this weekend also, so I promise not to defile YOURS with my privates, if you'll give me the same courtesy. :D

Also, have you been over to SONIC BEEF and registered there yet? We'd love to have you join your Beefy brothers and sisters there at SONIC BEEF, your online BEEF connection. B|

Hope to see you this weekend, Rachael.

P.S. You missed all the beer, food, fun and cat-fighting on my birthday last weekend. WHERE WRE YOU?? :P
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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Seriously, my new rig will be in this weekend also, so I promise not to defile YOURS with my privates, if you'll give me the same courtesy.



Uh oh. Guess you're out of luck, bud. You have already defiled my rig is the worst way (although you did have help). Justice will be mine! >:(

I'm thinking I should load up on ultra spicy mexican food and just let one rip on your new gear! :P

Sorry I missed the good food and fun, I'm stuck up here in this frozen hell hole (aka Pennsylvania). I'm working on getting sent to Bragg for the summer, we shall see if it will work or not. Either way I'll be there next weekend. See you then!

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Also, have you been over to SONIC BEEF and registered there yet? We'd love to have you join your Beefy brothers and sisters there at SONIC BEEF, your online BEEF connection.



Yes, I did go and register as DeviousBeef. I haven't filled in my profile information or surfed around the site yet. I'll get around to it soon.


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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I came from PA and think it blows. I only return to see my family. I think that NC is alot warmer and more fun.



I'm from NC and I think PA blows too (at least the weather does). I'm doing everything I can to get out of here. I miss good food, good people, and the best dz around! :)


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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