jumper03 0 #26 October 19, 2004 QuoteMaybe I will get one someday. This really sucks just buying a house and all. Really was hoping I could get out there sooner than this. See you guys soon, hopefully. Called your job Kev, didn't know ya changed. ttyl! C~ Clint! I'll be down the week after thanksgiving! Come on out! Maybe we can get David to finally come out and throw his big ugly ass out of an airplane!! I'm praying to the weather gods now....Or maybe I stash some Eloy weather in my bags and bring it with me JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #27 October 20, 2004 QuoteClint! I'll be down the week after thanksgiving! Come on out! Maybe we can get David to finally come out and throw his big ugly ass out of an airplane!! I'm praying to the weather gods now....Or maybe I stash some Eloy weather in my bags and bring it with me Jump Sounds like we have the makings of a few new inductees. "Get your ass to Mars" or Skydive Parkton (BEEF BASE ALPHA) and bring a suitcase full of sunshine (not our beloved DZ.COM sunshine...although on second thought...) and beer and we'll hop-drop-and-flare into good times. Or we can just jump and then do some drinking, you know, what ever works. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #28 October 25, 2004 *BUMP* Just a quick update. The numbers are growing at a sleepwalking snail's pace, but they ARE growing. Incidentally, I think I have a clue as to why only a few of the SkyMonkeys have numbers. Not only is it a bit more exclusive for the founders that way, but it just gets annoying trying to keep up with all of those numbers. This weekend we added "Beef-a-doodle-doo" to the ranks. For someone who frequently sleeps in a sleeping bag on one of the DZ couches and stirs at the first sign of life in the manifest office (so he can make the first load), it's rather appropriate. For those of you who can't make any of the Halloween boogies and will be in our neck of the woods, BEEF BASE ALPHA is having a Halloween costume contest this weekend, the winner of which receiving $100 in jump tickets. There will also be free food and drinks for all at the end of the day. It's your chance to meet all of the requirements for Beefhood in one day. Just be sure to catch a member before they have a few too many libations, or you might wind up with a name like "blrghhgr Beef bthhths". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #29 October 25, 2004 Since I can't make the contest - can I take a picture of me in costume to submit for the prize??? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #30 October 25, 2004 QuoteSince I can't make the contest - can I take a picture of me in costume to submit for the prize??? Yeah, probably not...especially considering you already told me you were dressing up as a shaved bear in a frilly pink tu-tu. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #31 October 25, 2004 QuoteIncidentally, I think I have a clue as to why only a few of the SkyMonkeys have numbers. Not only is it a bit more exclusive for the founders that way, but it just gets annoying trying to keep up with all of those numbers. Bingo! We have a winner! The story of the SkyMonkey numbers is posted here on DZ.com somewhere...it's a fun read and explains why only Mono Uno and Mono Dos have numbers.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blitzkrieg 0 #32 October 27, 2004 anyone interested in doing some Beefy Free Fly jumps, i'll be at Mullin's place this weekend for his boogie @ west tn skydiving.... then again, eat me. ~E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 October 27, 2004 I wanna be... ' Ground Beef ' Any members in the Lone Star State?? Tee Shirt Logo: Sonic Beef~ "Our Meat...Your Buns!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eb66to77 0 #34 October 27, 2004 I am not sure exactly how the proxy Beef thing is gonna run back in the states. You can be named as your state's Beef Liason by two of the five members. We just want to make sure we aren't naming dipshits to represent the whole club. Dipshits are gonna get named but not as the liason. They are more of a novelty. I vote yes on your liason status cause I like Texas. Let me get a backup sucka's. Peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #35 October 27, 2004 QuoteLet me get a backup sucka's. Peace I got your back, sucka. He's in as our liason...but are we gonna let him pick his OWN name? What kind of two bit operation would we be if we let THAT happen?? Wait...never mind. Go with SB blessings and begin the process of inducting new members, meow. Tay-Has REPRESENT! Edited to add: The proxy deal is good indefinitely, or at least until you jump with a member.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 October 27, 2004 Hookin' a brutha up! Too Cool!! Promise I won't embarrass ya'll... The FIRST case is on ME! (green bottles only) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #37 October 27, 2004 Sure....just forget about Oklahoma.....I see how it is. Nevermind the fact that it's only because we tolerate TX that we don't let it slide into the ocean.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 October 27, 2004 Quote just forget about Oklahoma... Quote Oklahoma....That's one of them 'little' counties up there by Dallas ain't it? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #39 October 27, 2004 QuoteOklahoma....That's one of them 'little' counties up there by Dallas ain't it? umm.....errr.....damn. If you guys didn't have the closest turbines you'd be in the ocean right now, dammit!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eb66to77 0 #40 October 27, 2004 Sure....just forget about Oklahoma.....I see how it is.*** Kris, come on man! We named you but were way to drunk to go through with all the paperwork that it takes to get a Proxy through Sonic legislation. I mean it takes almost a full roll of "forms" and these German toilets err file cabinets are set to "stun" not "kill" so the process goes on. I have now initiated the proper paperwork and will soon flush, I mean, file it on Lower Case Hill. Since you have a background in this legislative process, and understand what it takes to get one of these requests through the "pipes" of Jump Club Legislation, I cast my vote. Peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ncjumpjunkie 0 #41 October 27, 2004 QuoteHookin' a brutha up! Too Cool!! Promise I won't embarrass ya'll... The FIRST case is on ME! (green bottles only) You have to try hard to embarrass SONIC BEEF... I really like that attachment you have about the pig.....I almost spit out my beer. Go fourth and spread it like the clap!!!!!!!SONIC BEEF #1 BASE 708, NC BASE 3 SLI,IADI,AFFI.TIE.FAA Rigger, Single & Multi Commercial Pilot,CFI, CFII, MEI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #42 October 27, 2004 QuoteGo fourth and spread it like the clap!!!!!!! Hey, I got my Beef name this weekend! I am henceforth: Devious Beef! Hey, you guys at Parkton are awesome, I had loads of fun this weekend. The new gear just makes skydiving soooo much more fun! Hey John, did your clothes dry out?! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 October 28, 2004 Quote I really like that attachment you have about the pig..... *** Yeah...easy for YOU to say, ever try to get a lace garter on a PIG!? Taken a few off....but DAMN! Pilot said... "This would be a REALLY bad jump to 'go in' on!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #44 October 28, 2004 Hey Rachael, John wanted to let you know that he was one of many people to dry their no-no parts on your brand-new rig. And we're pretty sure we got the sour smell out of it before you tried it on, but puke is REALLY hard to clean when it's all watery. Welcome, oh Devious One, to the ranks of the Beef. Are you planning on being at the party this weekend?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eb66to77 0 #45 October 28, 2004 All you stateside bastards make me sick! All these parties and what have you. Don't you know that this shit is supposed to stop until I get back? #1 and #5, make sure these guys and gals drink at least a few litres of Bitburger for #3 and I. We will be back soon.....Peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #46 October 28, 2004 so is there a list of all Sonic Beefs and numbers ??scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #47 October 28, 2004 You know, that is something I have been meaning to catch up on. Right now, we have the basic list with SOME numbers. Let me confer with the other founding memebrs and see what we can come up with for a current list. This thread, and the other Sonic Beef thread started by Sonic the Beef Hog (eb66to77) should have most of the names listed. We've been a bit lazy about giving numbers out because it's too difficult to keep track of them all. I suppose if we are thinking about and haven't been in a booze-induced coma recently, you get the number too. #1 - The Beef #2 - Sonic the Beef Hog #3 - Wee Creator & Wee Beef #4 - Beef Brander #5 - (ACHOO!)llectual Beef #6 - Sonic Screetch --------------------------- #7 - Executive Beef #8 - Beefalo Wings #9 - Smoked Beef #10 - Beef Strokinoff #11 - Virgin Beef #12 - ??? #13 - Chipped Beef #14 - Monkey Beef #15 - Fishy Beef #30 - Ground Beef Flaming Beef Can-a-Beef (aka Sub-Sonic Tofu) Hairy Beef McBeef Beef Bomb Zesty Beef (what the hell did we name Shaun? Beefpole? I need to start eating more fish) Slack Beef Beef Tenderfoot (whatever the heck we named clark) Beef-A-Doodle-Doo Sonic Meat Devious Beef These are the ones I'm aware of and can remember without past-life regression. Numbers sort of fell by the wayside due to a decision to let all Beef members have the ability to name others. I suppose you could petition the founding members for a number PN (post Naming).Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eb66to77 0 #48 October 28, 2004 What a coincidence that you ask. I have recently with the diligent help of my fellow founding members and an awesome site director started[url] SONICBEEF.COM. You can sign in and get started with your Sonic Fun. It is not complete yet so jsut be patient. Bon Chance! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #49 October 28, 2004 Oh, and let it be known that the word-formerly-known-as "just" will now be spelled as "jsut", by decree from SB #2. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #50 October 29, 2004 Quote (what the hell did we name Shaun? Beefpole? I need to start eating more fish) remember, fish are friends, not food scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
