sunshine 2 #1 November 22, 2004 Yup, i'm bored at work again. So here's more. Cora arrives at her tongue clinic for work, tried to get on her computer but it wasn’t working. She calls her good friend eeneR to come have a look at it. EeneR comes over right away, Since eeneR is such a computer genious she get’s cora fixed up in no time. Cora is so grateful she gives eener a big hug. The door opens and some smelly French Canadian guy walks in. He was lost and looking for the “Everyone Hates Me Cause I Smell Support Group” but accidentally walked in on cora & eener hugging. He was so excited he tried to talk but could only mumble gibberish. It was obvious to cora & eener that this guy was a total loser and never got any action. They felt so sorry for him they decided to give him an experience he would never forget. eeneR ziptied Remster to a chair and started doing a striptease for him. The excitment in his pants was evident. Then Cora joined the striptease and Remster begged to be untied. After teasing and tempting him for an hour, they cut off the zipties and had a 3way. His screams of delight were heard for a 10 mile radius. Kris, still feeling the despair of losing vallerina, decides to go shopping at the mall. His first stop is Lotions R Us where Acme is working the counter. He sees her giving out lotion samples. One of the customers named Yoshi asks Acme for a full body lotion rub. She finds this yoshi guy attractive so agrees. Kris is intrigued by the lotion rub and asks to join in. He tries to enjoy it, but once again, he just can’t stop thinking about Val, so he leaves. In walks Mouth, Weege, and Wingnut. They needed lotion for their itchy skin. Seems the jello orgy got so wild and crazy it made their skin itch. Acme said she had just the lotion and told them to get naked. Wingnut was a sweetie and took off Mouth and Weege’s clothes for them and started rubbing their bodies with lotion. The lotion felt so good they poured a bunch on the floor and rolled around in it. They got excited and ended up having a 3way. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 November 22, 2004 3ways seem to be a standard at dz.com scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #3 November 22, 2004 Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 November 22, 2004 Sorry, Wrongway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #5 November 22, 2004 Remi has all the fun... Good work Sunny! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #6 November 22, 2004 Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #7 November 22, 2004 Oh yeah...I love it when you are bored. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 November 22, 2004 [CreepySilenceOfTheLambsVoice]"It puts the lotion in the basket or it will get the hose again!!!"[/CreepySilenceOfTheLambsVoice] ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 November 23, 2004 Quote [CreepySilenceOfTheLambsVoice]"It puts the lotion in the basket or it will get the hose again!!!"[/CreepySilenceOfTheLambsVoice] I thought that was Joe Dirt? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 November 23, 2004 QuoteQuote [CreepySilenceOfTheLambsVoice]"It puts the lotion in the basket or it will get the hose again!!!"[/CreepySilenceOfTheLambsVoice] I thought that was Joe Dirt? Nope, definitely Silence of the Lambs. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #11 November 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote [CreepySilenceOfTheLambsVoice]"It puts the lotion in the basket or it will get the hose again!!!"[/CreepySilenceOfTheLambsVoice] I thought that was Joe Dirt? Nope, definitely Silence of the Lambs. You need to broaden your horizons! Joe Dirt was a muuuch better depiction of "Buffalo Bob". It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
