BillyVance 35 #1 December 2, 2004 An old-timer RW jumper was sitting on a bench at the DZ. A freeflyer walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, purple, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old-timer just stared and stared. Every time the freeflyer looked, the old-timer was staring. Finally the young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old-timer... never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old-timer replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was wondering if you were my son." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 December 2, 2004 QuoteAn old-timer RW jumper was sitting on a bench at the DZ. A freeflyer walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, purple, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old-timer just stared and stared. Every time the freeflyer looked, the CRWDog was staring You need to make sure to edit all the joke before posting it! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 December 2, 2004 Whoops! Thanks Rem... thought I'd gotten 'em all! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDoug 0 #4 December 2, 2004 That's one of the better jokes I've heard in a while. What makes it funny is that there are several people I know who I can imagine having exactly that conversation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
