fireflytx 0 #1 December 3, 2004 Someone post something funny, there is no one in here at work and this music is getting to me, I am about to go postal"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #2 December 3, 2004 I don't have anything funny to say. I'm just posting to say "Hi".May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #3 December 3, 2004 Kimmy, WTF are you doing @ work at 8:30? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #4 December 3, 2004 I work at night BLAH!"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #5 December 3, 2004 What kind of music is playing?I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #6 December 3, 2004 what did one lesbian frog say to the other-------- gee we do taste like chicken -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #7 December 3, 2004 Insyncin Park............. oh sorry Linkin Park"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #8 December 3, 2004 So this trucker goes into a Nevada borello after three long weeks on the road. He strolls up to the madame, plunks three hundred dollars down on the table and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich". She says, "But sir, for three hundred dollars you can have a beautiful woman and a six course meal". He says, "Lady, I'm here because I'm HOMESICK; not horny"."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #9 December 3, 2004 Or another: A man is stopped at a light on Sunset Strip when a prostitute saunters up to him and purrs, "You know, for a hundred dollars, I'll do ANYTHING..." He replies, "OK, paint my house.""I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #10 December 3, 2004 That's awesome thanks! Good to laugh at work!"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #11 December 3, 2004 Well, here's something to laugh atMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #12 December 3, 2004 Thanks, that was sweet! That definately made me smile "Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 December 3, 2004 hows this........ a man walks into a bar, ask the barkeep if he has a bottle of booze.. barkeep says what kind........man says..."booze, i'm a goust"......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites