Friday laughs

[ladyskydiver 0]

2 of my co-workers were telling jokes and these two were cracking me up. Thought I'd share.

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What did one lesbian frog say to another?

Ummm...tastes like chicken.

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While smoking a cigarette and after having had sex with the chicken, what did the egg say?

I guess we finally know the answer to who came first.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[turtlespeed 226]

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2 of my co-workers were telling jokes and these two were cracking me up. Thought I'd share.

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One did one lesbian frog say to another?

Ummm...tastes like chicken.

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While smoking a cigarette and after having had sex with the chicken, what did the egg?

I guess we finally know the answer to who came first.

Whatcha Smokin Cora?

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One did one. . . .

????Is this what did one. . . .?

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. . . what did the egg?

What did the egg - Do?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ladyskydiver 0]

Bite me, Turtle!

So I didn't proof read it before I posted it.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Bite me, Turtle!

Yes, Mistress, what ever you say Mistress.
Where would you like - Mistress?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[tigra 0]

What did the banana say to the vibrator?



I don't know why you're shaking! She's going to EAT me!