MrHixxx 0 #1 December 4, 2004 Hey Folks, I am writing a Linguistics paper on Slang and Jargon in Skydiving. I am particularly interested in Slang that could be regarded as taboo in Wuffo speak which has fairly ordinary meaning in Skydiving. So please come forth with some examples that you really use on the dz... thanks, Jondeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #2 December 4, 2004 horny gorilla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #3 December 4, 2004 Pudquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #5 December 4, 2004 A favorite from one of my earlier logbooks: "...rolled a tube out of the Beaver..." Elvisio "almost as much fun as it sounded" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 December 4, 2004 We pulled a cat out of the Otter... The reserve spanked me. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #7 December 4, 2004 Try this thread: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=38353;search_string=phrases%20sound%20dirty;#38353Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 December 4, 2004 ~ ...So I'm diving in on a 3 way, we had a solid hook up when I suddenly realized I was way down low, where I really didn't wanna be... I gave it a couple of quick shakes to try to get outta that doughnut, had only just separated, when I grabbed my pud and pulled hard... It felt like something came out, but didn't quite feel like all the other times. I saw the thing stretching out... but then had my bag lock! It was a blur, I knew what I had to do, even though I really didn't want to... I grabbed onto my pillow...and then CHOP! ...off it came. I was frantic... It took 3 or 4 tries to find the ring for my #2. It was my first time, I was too afraid to actually look, so I just kept feeling around. It seemed to have moved from where it always had been... (Now I know why so many of my friends practice that stuff when they're alone!) Got both hands in there and started to yank. This "Amazon" chic that was laying the base for the 3 way, has more experience at these kinds of things than anyone else... ...she was right on me, just watching and laughing at the whole thing. She wasn't even mad... when I dumped right in her face! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #10 December 4, 2004 supermanned it... warp speed.. mach 1 funnel spin cycle hop n' pop chop ........... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #11 December 4, 2004 Rodeoing a girl headdown in a three way corking somebody I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #12 December 4, 2004 I reached behind me, but no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get my shit out, so I went to plan B and dumped immediately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #13 December 4, 2004 ahhaha twardo! --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #14 December 5, 2004 I fruit looped him/ her - Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 December 5, 2004 At least I didn't go into the wrong slot! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #16 December 5, 2004 Bounced Biffed Left a smoking hole Zap {(z)ero (a)ll (p)oints, for all you young'uns} Line dump Spun upSkydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #17 December 5, 2004 Oh, yeah, I just remebered: "When in doubt, whip it out"Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #18 December 5, 2004 There are no wrong slots. -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #19 December 5, 2004 QuoteThere are no wrong slots. -Hixxx How 'bout "Slot Perfect"... ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #20 December 6, 2004 Meat Missile!!Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdy2skydive 0 #21 December 6, 2004 "I couldn't get any penetration" That always raises an eyebrow in whuffo land. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #22 December 6, 2004 "Safety meeting" P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakshow 0 #23 December 6, 2004 Just let them pull you right out of the crotch B.L. (the brain) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites