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MrHixxx

Skydiver Slang

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Hey Folks,

I am writing a Linguistics paper on Slang and Jargon in Skydiving. I am particularly interested in Slang that could be regarded as taboo in Wuffo speak which has fairly ordinary meaning in Skydiving. So please come forth with some examples that you really use on the dz...

thanks, Jon
death,as men call him, ends what they call men
-but beauty is more now than dying’s when

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~ ...So I'm diving in on a 3 way,
we had a solid hook up when
I suddenly realized I was way
down low, where I really didn't wanna be...

I gave it a couple of quick shakes to
try to get outta that doughnut,
had only just separated, when I
grabbed my pud and pulled hard...

It felt like something came out, but
didn't quite feel like all the other times.

I saw the thing stretching out...
but then had my bag lock!

It was a blur, I knew what I had to do,
even though I really didn't want to...

I grabbed onto my pillow...and then CHOP!
...off it came.

I was frantic...:o

It took 3 or 4 tries to find the ring for my #2.

It was my first time, I was too afraid to actually
look, so I just kept feeling around.
It seemed to have moved from where it
always had been...

(Now I know why so many of my friends
practice that stuff when they're alone!)

Got both hands in there and
started to yank.

This "Amazon" chic that was laying the base for
the 3 way, has more experience at these kinds
of things than anyone else... :$

...she was right on me, just watching
and laughing at the whole thing.

She wasn't even mad...
when I dumped right in her face!:P










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Bounced
Biffed
Left a smoking hole
Zap {(z)ero (a)ll (p)oints, for all you young'uns};)
Line dump
Spun up
Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

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