christoofar 0 #1 December 10, 2004 OK. It's pouring rainfog in Center City and I am waiting to 6:00 so I can go out. Here's some pointers to live by: Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 December 10, 2004 Nice...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 December 10, 2004 A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm a star athlete, and have an I.Q. of 165, and I'd like to make a donation." The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. Twenty minutes later, the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?" The man says, "I'm so embarrassed. I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?" The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this, but you are kind of cute." She gets on her knees and begins to assist him. "I really appreciate this," said the man, "but I need help getting the cap off the jar." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 December 10, 2004 BBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tfelber 0 #5 December 10, 2004 Build a man a fire he's warm for a day... Set a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
