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AggieDave

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Subject: Monkey and Lizard


A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint
when a lizard walks past,
he looks up and says to the monkey
"Hey, what're you doing?"



The monkey replies,
"Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the
monkey and they smoke a few joints.



After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry'
and he's going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far
and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the
lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was
sitting up a tree with a monkey smoking pot,
got too stoned and then
fell into the river while taking a drink.



The crocodile says he has to check this out
and wanders into the jungle.

He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing up a joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says

"Hey!"



The monkey looks down and says,
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, man!

How much water did you drink?!?" :P










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Nice pictures......I just fed my girls today......

Not as big as that girl but 7ft isnt bad. Retics are big motha buggers!

joe
For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be.
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