turtlespeed 226 #1 December 13, 2004 Headline Story News: Earlier today, an internet based forum was brought before the ninth distric court to answer to charges brought on them by an undisclosed person or persons. In a bold move, It seems that an internet forum (Forums are used primarily for information and discussions on like topics), Dropzone.com, was found allowing people an oportunity to to epress opinions, much to the chagrin of several "posters" or "PW's" as they are refered to on the boards. "Ethics and Life as we know it is in JEOPORDY!", a source explained, "This is no laughing matter, you see, people shouldn't be allowed to think for themselves. They have no buisness deciding what is best for them!" Obviosly frustrated about something, he said, "Only those that are qualified, and liscensed to opinionate should be given this ability. Allowing anyone else the ability is like asking God why he put Tits on a Bull!" Proponents for the defence have been contacted, and have responded to the charges, stating, "Hmm, Waddn't Me! Didn't do it! Nope!" Despite urgings by local officials and authorities, the internet site continues to let opinions roam free. In the mean time, all individuals injured by the concept of thinking for ones self, and having to form your own opinion,we have set up an emergency HotLine. (1800) 555-STFU Friendly and compassionate counselors will be on the phone to help you with your dillusions of grandure. A tall man with a large red fork was seen by several people attending the hearings, but allowed us no comment. We took a picture of him, but unfortunately, due to errors in the developing process, the unnamed individual now just looks like the smiley guy hopping around walmart attacking the numbers.*shrug* In Other news, The Ninth District Court has decided in the case " Bar v Que" that it is unconstitutional to disallow the self governance of children, and if you haven't figured it out by now, yes, this ias a parody.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
