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gravityizsexy

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i'm mailing her a box full of shit, teddies bears, pictures of us together, a letter, a card, a cd of videos of me doing crazy shit around work and hanging out (NO not porn), a cd with pictures, and a cd of me playing and attempting to sing all her favorite songs.



I hope you put the shit in Tupperware so that it doesn't get smeared on the teddy bears. It's hard to get it out of the fur, I figure. If you do, I want credit for the idea. If you don't have Tupperware, I'd use doubled Ziploc bags at the very least.


-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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i'm mailing her a box full of shit, teddies bears, pictures of us together, a letter, a card, a cd of videos of me doing crazy shit around work and hanging out (NO not porn), a cd with pictures, and a cd of me playing and attempting to sing all her favorite songs.



I hope you put the shit in Tupperware so that it doesn't get smeared on the teddy bears. It's hard to get it out of the fur, I figure. If you do, I want credit for the idea. If you don't have Tupperware, I'd use doubled Ziploc bags at the very least.


-Jeffrey

Jeffrey, you have a lot of poopy threads don't you. :ph34r::o

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You paid $41,000 for an American car?!?!?:S:P;) I'm teasing :$

Braver and richer than I.:D


After trade in=$36,700
Ram 1500, 4 door Laramie ED., leather heated seats, full adj. power, heated mirror, Infinity sound system CDs in dash, 20" wheels, 345 HP. Sport trim.
(drive a '95 Volvo Turbo /sta wagon 130,000 miles)
I was hoping to make a perfect X-mas for me this year...in Oct I asked for a searation & I said SHE can keep the truck!;)(She doesn't work for a living)
She didn't accept the offer:D
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LOL!!!!
LMAO!!!!!
that's love....:P;):P


Let's face it...I work 80 hrs in a week on double time pay, AND STILL, "you can't go jumping, I want you here", I'm with here all weekend, watching videos, shopping and her playing Majong, and I get "I don't want to be held" crap I want to caress the wind NOT the "WHine":D:D:D
It's like being a St. Bernard. She wants me in the room at all times but, hell be it if I'm allowed on the bed.:P (crap!......I'm still shedding[:/])
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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/

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damn!!! I was getting in trouble for sneaking off to the DZ, not telling
her about the "jump fund" heheheeee ;) .... my advice bro,
hit that spot!. then go nuts... and if she's occupied by the tele..
get some hedgecutters and snap the cable, blame it on the neighbors
plus (PBS is cool)... I hope that wasn't too raunchy, but thats my
prescription....

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

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damn!!! I was getting in trouble for sneaking off to the DZ, not telling
her about the "jump fund" heheheeee ;) .... my advice bro,
hit that spot!. then go nuts... and if she's occupied by the tele..
get some hedgecutters and snap the cable, blame it on the neighbors
plus (PBS is cool)... I hope that wasn't too raunchy, but thats my
prescription....


Well, after my Brother left his witch, I learned the economic side of marriage VS. divorce.
I used to have an agreement that O.T. was mine for jumping. This week should give me $2,100 in jumps that I'll never see.
WAIT there's no monetary benefit to either!:o
I have 6 weeks vacation this year and I'll be on my own for all of it (jumping!:)The shame is that she is beautiful and shaped the way I love (BBW, I like curvy girls)
If love is blind, I'm driving with 2 white canes.:D
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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/

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He gets me what I need/want throughout the year and he has been hinting about this one but doesn't have the moolah for it right now, so I got it and hid it at the house. Thank god he isn't snoopy about things or he'd find it. :)

take the time to appreciate the people around you.

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Enough to wrap her up and give her to myself on christmas. ;):$;)

I'm planting her an eastern redbud tree for christmas.. and shoes
and an outfit she wanted... what's everybody getting for their
significant other this season?



We don't do Christmas presents. We buy each other gifts year round when the inspiration strikes us.

I happened to be inspired recently.

My SO is easily woken by noise and usually sleeps with a radio on. And I like to give useful gifts that the recipient wouldn't buy for themselves. So I got her Etymotic Research noise isolation ear phones.

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Funny thing is, he went to go hide my present and whammo, found it and confessed when I came home. :DBwahahaha!!! Great minds think alike I guess. We both thought that the other one would never look in this box in the office closet. Oops, guess we have to start telling the other one where the "no snooping" room is for the other one that their present is stashed in, either that or I'll have to leave his stuff w/ friends of mine.:P

take the time to appreciate the people around you.

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