bbarnhouse 0 #1 December 14, 2004 My friend Greg would really like for people to jump with him. He felt very lonely last Christmas because he is very shy and no one would ask him to jump. He really is a safe, decent flyer, and he hasnt lost anyone yet! (Too his credit I might add) In addition to freeflying, he has recently embarked on a camera flying career in hopes that people would find him more marketable. I have seen some of his video,and most of the time..people are in the middle of the screen, although sometimes they are upside down or sideways, but he really is working on that! RW folks shouldnt be hesitant to ask him to jump either, as he has been honing those skills as well! In closing, Puhleeez do me a favor and jump with this guy so that I don't have to listen to his whiney little a$$. I would consider this a personal favor to me. Thank you all very much for your consideration. X's and O's B2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 December 14, 2004 Gasson???!!! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #3 December 14, 2004 i'll only jump with him if you promise he wears a rig ...if that is the greg you're talkin about, haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 December 14, 2004 Quotei'll only jump with him if you promise he wears a rig I can promise he will wear a rig...but I dunno about underwear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 December 14, 2004 Sweetie . . . you is hysterical.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 December 14, 2004 i duno betsy, this guy sound sort of sketchy.... and upside down video and sidways, how could that be any good..... he isn't a new jumper with only 50 jumps is he, oh of course not, he problyhas twice that many jumps........ i just might have to find this friend of yours and see if he would want to jump...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 December 14, 2004 Quotei just might have to find this friend of yours and see if he would want to jump...... Why thank you Wingi! You are a true friend! QuoteSweetie . . . you is hysterical. Well you know...gotta help the poor lil feller out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #8 December 14, 2004 QuoteI can promise he will wear a rig...but I dunno about underwear![Crazy] well i guess that makes 2 of us!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 December 14, 2004 Heehee...I remember talking to him about that problem last year. He actually got down on one knee and begged me to jump with him the next day! After the jump, video and debrief, I was really sorry I was too shy to approach him earlier.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #10 December 14, 2004 I'll jump with him on one condition. He MUST properly complete the following phrase: "Fast, Neat, Average..." Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #11 December 14, 2004 Betsy, if you insist, I would be happy to help keep your friend company in the air over Xmas. I only ask that he is willing to learn and excited about skydiving No, really, would love to Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
larsrulz 0 #12 December 14, 2004 Quote"Fast, Neat, Average..." "...Friendly, Good, Good" I got a strong urge to fly, but I got no where to fly to. -PF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 December 14, 2004 Oh geeeze.. if someone has to do it.. Think he can keep up with me???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #14 December 14, 2004 I like it when you're desperate Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #15 December 14, 2004 QuoteI like it when you're desperate Ask her about his little red ridding hood outfit, Keith! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #16 December 14, 2004 QuoteI like it when you're desperate I dunno about this Greg guy, but I'm cute and you're supposed to toss me out of a plane, remember? ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #17 December 14, 2004 Gimmi a month, I gotchu!... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #18 December 14, 2004 QuoteAsk her about his little red ridding hood outfit, Keith! Ahh, so he's uncut! I may definitely want to see that outfit!Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #19 December 14, 2004 Oh, I'll toss you out of a plane alright! Will you be in Eloy this year? If so, what days? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #20 December 14, 2004 Geez, Bets, I guess we can include him some if he plays nice, but ya know this sideways picture taking may need more work than we can handle. Got any ideas of who we can get to hon his skills? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #21 December 14, 2004 QuoteGeez, Bets, I guess we can include him some if he plays nice, but ya know this sideways picture taking may need more work than we can handle. Got any ideas of who we can get to hon his skills Well I have found a few things that work with him. One is make sure he has consumed at least 3 Dr.Peppers and a kit kat first thing in the am. (That keeps him from going sideways) Next, make sure he keeps his mind on the skydive by telling him if he does well he will be allowed to listen to all the U2 he wants afterward. Lastly, if you know a European "hooker" that flies a petite canopy..let me know! Bwahhhedited to add...I've tried to get Omar to work with him, honestly I have! HH even tried to help him out but Greg kept flying circles around him! HH came down and was laughing so I know that at least it must have gone ok. I really do believe however, that his skills have improved since last year. The things we do for our friends!*sigh* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #22 December 14, 2004 No worries BB, i hear he has had an interest in skysurfing videography in the past so me and my teammate will take him up for a few jumps and give him some pointers. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #23 December 14, 2004 Quoteme and my teammate will take him up for a few jumps and give him some pointers. Brains you are just the best! That will keep him from following me around begging ME to jump with him LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #24 December 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteme and my teammate will take him up for a few jumps and give him some pointers. Brains you are just the best! That will keep him from following me around begging ME to jump with him LOL And fireflytx can show him some freestyle stuff and see if he wants to learn how to film that too, i think we can keep him from bothering you for at least a few days. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #25 December 14, 2004 I'll have breakfast with him as long as I can have coffee instead of Dr. Pepper. As for the European hooker he is on his own...geez, I'm not his mistress. As for the circle flying...I've got to see it to believe it. So you say he flies in circles and sideways. That boy has issues I tell ya. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
