Hilarious joke!

[BillyVance 35]

I'm gonna have to split this joke in three parts due to my pager limitations...
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Part one:
A middle aged woman went to a Walmart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming “PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!”

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[BillyVance 35]

Part two:
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks “ma'am, what's wrong?” She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, she throws her arms up and screams “PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!”

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[BillyVance 35]

Part three:
And doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, “ma'am, why are you saying that?” In a huff, the woman says, “BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!”

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

The end

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[ACMESkydiver 0]

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[complexity 0]

gee... all that for that I was waiting in anticipation for about 15 minutes....

[BillyVance 35]

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gee... all that for that I was waiting in anticipation for about 15 minutes....

Sorry about that! Damn pager takes forever to load and reload the pages on these forums.

Blue skies
Billy

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

my 90 yr old grandmother recently told me that one

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[Darius11 12]

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[boinky 0]

Good one Billy.

I know how she feels....

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance