happythoughts 0 #1 December 16, 2004 Just got back from Wal-Mart. My friend was buying stuff for her sister and a few gifts for people in the office. She also decided to buy a bunch of those bags (2 for $7) of the mixed chocolates to put out in bowls on peoples desks... There is an aisle in Wal-Mart with nothing but chocolate stuff. On other aisles, one or two people. On the chocolate aisle? PACKED with chicks. I follow her down that aisle and stand there with the cart. Eventually, she decides to leave and I couldn't move the cart. It was too crowded. Must have been 30 women shoulder to shoulder, all in rapt attention. For lunch tomorrow, I'm having a Nestles Krunch bar and then going back. I'll stand around with chocolate on my face/breath and see how it goes. Hunting over a baited field, my friend, a baited field. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #2 December 16, 2004 Quote Hunting over a baited field, my friend, a baited field. Quote Head on over to the diaper aisle... At least you know one thing for sure about the women there.... They're EXPIERANCED! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #3 December 16, 2004 QuoteHead on over to the diaper aisle... At least you know one thing for sure about the women there.... They're EXPIERANCED! Yeah, but the ones with kids concern me. Everyone knows how kids get produced. Everyone knows how to avoid these problem situations. I am not so sure that I want to hang out with the ones who can't even understand the basic precautions. Babies are a sexually transmitted problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #4 December 16, 2004 Quote I am not so sure that I want to hang out with the ones who can't even understand the basic precautions. Babies are a sexually transmitted problem. *** Oh...! I didn't realize you were looking for a "long term" relationship.... ~From the original 'Real Men Don't Eat Quiche' book: The Real Men's method of birth control; Fu*k women you don't know.... *** ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #5 December 16, 2004 Borrow a friend's good looking 3 year old kid, THEN head back to the chocolate alley! Guaranteed bingo! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RevJim 0 #6 December 16, 2004 QuoteBorrow a friend's good looking 3 year old kid, THEN head back to the chocolate alley! Guaranteed bingo! Close. Gotta remember to teach the kid the right line, like: QuoteYea, that's the kind mommy used to really like, before she went to see (insert diety here, God, Jesus, Alah, Buddah, ect.).It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #7 December 16, 2004 QuoteI didn't realize you were looking for a "long term" relationship.... Is 20 minutes long? Quote~From the original 'Real Men Don't Eat Quiche' book: The Real Men's method of birth control; Fu*k women you don't know.... Obviously. Women who know me, won't do me. I've been using safe sex though. I've been using the name of my ex-wifes lawyer. His business cards are darned handy. I'm still getting the f***ing, but he's paying for it this time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #8 December 16, 2004 QuoteClose. Gotta remember to teach the kid the right line, like: Yea, that's the kind mommy used to really like, before she went to see (insert diety here, God, Jesus, Alah, Buddah, ect.). Yeahhhh! We're on to something here... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #9 December 16, 2004 QuoteBorrow a friend's good looking 3 year old kid, THEN head back to the chocolate alley! Guaranteed bingo! Sounds like a strategy, but what do you do with the kid when you get the woman into the mens restroom for a quickie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #10 December 16, 2004 QuoteYea, that's the kind mommy used to really like, before she went to see (insert diety here, God, Jesus, Alah, Buddah, ect.). kid: Mommy was yelling "Oh Lord, I'm coming...and if Daddy hadn't been on top of her, holding her down, she'd have gone too..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #11 December 16, 2004 QuoteSounds like a strategy, but what do you do with the kid when you get the woman into the mens restroom for a quickie? Hummm... Good point! There may be a need for a wingman here... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #12 December 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteSounds like a strategy, but what do you do with the kid when you get the woman into the mens restroom for a quickie? Hummm... Good point! There may be a need for a wingman here... As long as I pay for the beer, my drunk cousin will teach the kid how to steal flatware until I return. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #13 December 16, 2004 Male friends who've watched Kozzy for me when I was out of town said that he (my puppy) is a definite chick magnet They said they took him to the park and in minutes were surrounded by gorgeous babes...so they offered to "watch" him as often as possible _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #14 December 16, 2004 Quote There may be a need for a wingman here... Quote Talk to me Goose! Come on guys..... you have skills, ..same kid...passed to the 8 - 10 guys 'manifested'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #15 December 16, 2004 I have had many dogs in my life, but I am at a precariously irresponsible stage. A dog is too much of a challenge. I can't even keep house plants alive. Even the plastic fern ones. However, if I could borrow one of your dogs outfits, I could put it on my nephew of doubtful intelligence. He thinks he's a dog. I know it's odd, but he's cool to play fetch with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 9 #16 December 16, 2004 Did you get to talk to any of them?!?!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #17 December 16, 2004 Quote Did you get to talk to any of them?!?! Seems like they all wanted to talk to me. "You put that away or I'm calling security." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #18 December 16, 2004 A friend of mine has met two girls out of Wal-mart in the last month or so! I met a new girl at the dog park last friday and she is working out pretty well! Speer(my boy-see pic to the left!) helped me out on that one! He got some new toys on Saturday afternoon!!!!!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #19 December 16, 2004 QuoteA friend of mine has met two girls out of Wal-mart in the last month or so! My car is so small. I've got one of those "one girl" trunks. Quote Speer(my boy-see pic to the left!) helped me out on that one! The gals all like the dogs so I tried to emulate their cuteness also. The "licking the testicles" method of attracting attention never worked for me. Not good attention anyway. There's one more park that I can't go to. (That's what I get for listening to my dog. It made Son of Sam famous.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 235 #20 December 16, 2004 Quote Just got back from Wal-Mart. Well, we were both at Wal-Mart shopping for Christmas gifts and ran into each other in isle seven..."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bodypilot1 0 #21 December 16, 2004 QuoteThey're EXPIERANCED! And I heard they like guys that can't spell too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #22 December 16, 2004 I'm following THIS thread... there's some good clues on getting laid here....now if I could just remember what to do if she says yes.... Married for 17 years - don't remember how to do it.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #23 December 16, 2004 QuoteHunting over a baited field, my friend, a baited field. What a silly idea. What woman is going to pay attention to a mere man when she has dozens of kinds of chocolate in front of her! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #24 December 16, 2004 well if i grab her ass she may pay attention to me.....maybe just long enough for her to plant a well place firm slap across my face.....but hey....she paid attention to me "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #25 December 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteHunting over a baited field, my friend, a baited field. What a silly idea. What woman is going to pay attention to a mere man when she has dozens of kinds of chocolate in front of her! A stupid one. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
airtwardo 7 #2 December 16, 2004 Quote Hunting over a baited field, my friend, a baited field. Quote Head on over to the diaper aisle... At least you know one thing for sure about the women there.... They're EXPIERANCED! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 December 16, 2004 QuoteHead on over to the diaper aisle... At least you know one thing for sure about the women there.... They're EXPIERANCED! Yeah, but the ones with kids concern me. Everyone knows how kids get produced. Everyone knows how to avoid these problem situations. I am not so sure that I want to hang out with the ones who can't even understand the basic precautions. Babies are a sexually transmitted problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 December 16, 2004 Quote I am not so sure that I want to hang out with the ones who can't even understand the basic precautions. Babies are a sexually transmitted problem. *** Oh...! I didn't realize you were looking for a "long term" relationship.... ~From the original 'Real Men Don't Eat Quiche' book: The Real Men's method of birth control; Fu*k women you don't know.... *** ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #5 December 16, 2004 Borrow a friend's good looking 3 year old kid, THEN head back to the chocolate alley! Guaranteed bingo! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #6 December 16, 2004 QuoteBorrow a friend's good looking 3 year old kid, THEN head back to the chocolate alley! Guaranteed bingo! Close. Gotta remember to teach the kid the right line, like: QuoteYea, that's the kind mommy used to really like, before she went to see (insert diety here, God, Jesus, Alah, Buddah, ect.).It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 December 16, 2004 QuoteI didn't realize you were looking for a "long term" relationship.... Is 20 minutes long? Quote~From the original 'Real Men Don't Eat Quiche' book: The Real Men's method of birth control; Fu*k women you don't know.... Obviously. Women who know me, won't do me. I've been using safe sex though. I've been using the name of my ex-wifes lawyer. His business cards are darned handy. I'm still getting the f***ing, but he's paying for it this time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #8 December 16, 2004 QuoteClose. Gotta remember to teach the kid the right line, like: Yea, that's the kind mommy used to really like, before she went to see (insert diety here, God, Jesus, Alah, Buddah, ect.). Yeahhhh! We're on to something here... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 December 16, 2004 QuoteBorrow a friend's good looking 3 year old kid, THEN head back to the chocolate alley! Guaranteed bingo! Sounds like a strategy, but what do you do with the kid when you get the woman into the mens restroom for a quickie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 December 16, 2004 QuoteYea, that's the kind mommy used to really like, before she went to see (insert diety here, God, Jesus, Alah, Buddah, ect.). kid: Mommy was yelling "Oh Lord, I'm coming...and if Daddy hadn't been on top of her, holding her down, she'd have gone too..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #11 December 16, 2004 QuoteSounds like a strategy, but what do you do with the kid when you get the woman into the mens restroom for a quickie? Hummm... Good point! There may be a need for a wingman here... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 December 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteSounds like a strategy, but what do you do with the kid when you get the woman into the mens restroom for a quickie? Hummm... Good point! There may be a need for a wingman here... As long as I pay for the beer, my drunk cousin will teach the kid how to steal flatware until I return. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #13 December 16, 2004 Male friends who've watched Kozzy for me when I was out of town said that he (my puppy) is a definite chick magnet They said they took him to the park and in minutes were surrounded by gorgeous babes...so they offered to "watch" him as often as possible _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 December 16, 2004 Quote There may be a need for a wingman here... Quote Talk to me Goose! Come on guys..... you have skills, ..same kid...passed to the 8 - 10 guys 'manifested'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 December 16, 2004 I have had many dogs in my life, but I am at a precariously irresponsible stage. A dog is too much of a challenge. I can't even keep house plants alive. Even the plastic fern ones. However, if I could borrow one of your dogs outfits, I could put it on my nephew of doubtful intelligence. He thinks he's a dog. I know it's odd, but he's cool to play fetch with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #16 December 16, 2004 Did you get to talk to any of them?!?!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 December 16, 2004 Quote Did you get to talk to any of them?!?! Seems like they all wanted to talk to me. "You put that away or I'm calling security." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #18 December 16, 2004 A friend of mine has met two girls out of Wal-mart in the last month or so! I met a new girl at the dog park last friday and she is working out pretty well! Speer(my boy-see pic to the left!) helped me out on that one! He got some new toys on Saturday afternoon!!!!!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 December 16, 2004 QuoteA friend of mine has met two girls out of Wal-mart in the last month or so! My car is so small. I've got one of those "one girl" trunks. Quote Speer(my boy-see pic to the left!) helped me out on that one! The gals all like the dogs so I tried to emulate their cuteness also. The "licking the testicles" method of attracting attention never worked for me. Not good attention anyway. There's one more park that I can't go to. (That's what I get for listening to my dog. It made Son of Sam famous.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #20 December 16, 2004 Quote Just got back from Wal-Mart. Well, we were both at Wal-Mart shopping for Christmas gifts and ran into each other in isle seven..."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot1 0 #21 December 16, 2004 QuoteThey're EXPIERANCED! And I heard they like guys that can't spell too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 December 16, 2004 I'm following THIS thread... there's some good clues on getting laid here....now if I could just remember what to do if she says yes.... Married for 17 years - don't remember how to do it.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #23 December 16, 2004 QuoteHunting over a baited field, my friend, a baited field. What a silly idea. What woman is going to pay attention to a mere man when she has dozens of kinds of chocolate in front of her! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #24 December 16, 2004 well if i grab her ass she may pay attention to me.....maybe just long enough for her to plant a well place firm slap across my face.....but hey....she paid attention to me "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #25 December 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteHunting over a baited field, my friend, a baited field. What a silly idea. What woman is going to pay attention to a mere man when she has dozens of kinds of chocolate in front of her! A stupid one. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
