PhillyKev 0 #1 December 16, 2004 So the presents have been pouring in. Wine, boxes of cheeses or other gourmet snacks. Hell even popcorn is nice to get. We just got a 3'x2' box full of.....bread. Not gourmet bread, or cinnamon raison bread, or special holiday bread. But 5 loaves of wonder bread. What the fuck is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #2 December 16, 2004 Feed it to the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #3 December 16, 2004 I'm not laughing at you , I'm laughing with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #4 December 16, 2004 Well, whatever the name of the company that makes Wonder Bread (and twinkies, etc.) is supposedly going out of business very soon (& on a side note, is blaming the crazy carb diet rage). Maybe they got them for free...or maybe they just SUCK ! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #5 December 16, 2004 Could be worse.......Fruitcake of the month clubMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 December 16, 2004 Ahhh...it was a joke. Just saw the card that came with it. Came from a company whose stock we own in our portfolios. The note read... Buy more stock, get better gifts. Got it, morons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #8 December 16, 2004 ROFLMAO...u can always stuff the turkey with it...wait ooops sorry you didnt get a turkey, my bad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #9 December 16, 2004 QuoteAhhh...it was a joke. Just saw the card that came with it. Came from a company whose stock we own in our portfolios. The note read... Buy more stock, get better gifts. Got it, morons! Little do they know how valuable Wonder Bread is...it is the 2nd most necessary ingredient in the best grilled cheese sandwich EVER!!! Thats pretty funny though "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #10 December 16, 2004 Wonder Bread is terrible for grilled cheese sandwiches! Its impossible to butter, and you;ve got to butter the bread before you put it in the buttered pan! I thought everyone knew that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 December 16, 2004 QuoteWonder Bread is terrible for grilled cheese sandwiches! Its impossible to butter, and you;ve got to butter the bread before you put it in the buttered pan! I thought everyone knew that! Bahhh....butter??? The only proper way to make grilled cheese is with mayonaise. I've imparted this wisdom on scores of people and none of them have ever used butter again. Try it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #12 December 16, 2004 QuoteCould be worse.......Fruitcake of the month club Actually, the other day we got the best fruit cake. It was pineapply macademia nut. Rocked!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #13 December 16, 2004 How do you do it? Idiot-proof instructions for a non-Yank, please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #14 December 16, 2004 What, the grilled cheese? Don't you guys have grilled cheese over there? Just a think layer of mayonaisse on the outside of the bread...slices of cheese in the middle. Best with "American Cheese" but you probably don't have that, so go with a mild cheddar. Fry it on medium. Give it a perfectly even golden brown toasting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #15 December 16, 2004 Don't feel too bad. I'm getting windshield wipers and new brake pads (that's only because the car is due inspection)._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #16 December 16, 2004 Get it. A cheese toastie is what it's called in Ireland. Also good with a slice of ham alongside the cheese. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #17 December 16, 2004 As a substitute to "American cheese", you can use tyre rubber. Smells weird, but tastes quite similar. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #18 December 17, 2004 My favourite in NYC was "cheese food". So cheap and nasty that it technically wasn't cheese . Here in Australia, there's a flavour of cheddar called "Tasty". There's "Mild", "Vintage", "Sharp", and "Tasty" . Very very very odd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #19 December 17, 2004 Fried mayo?? ok im going to go barf now "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #20 December 17, 2004 Quote Fried mayo?? ok im going to go barf now It's one of those East Coast things that sounds kinda nasty, but tastes really good. "With Wiz" is another weird one that has to be experienced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 December 17, 2004 Nice bread, wanna fuck? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #22 December 17, 2004 QuoteNice bread, wanna fuck? Pick up line of the year !!! You deserve an award for this one scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #23 December 17, 2004 QuoteWonder Bread is terrible for grilled cheese sandwiches! Its impossible to butter, and you;ve got to butter the bread before you put it in the buttered pan! I thought everyone knew that! use squeeze butter (margarine) it works great........or try the mayonaise thing... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #24 December 17, 2004 QuoteNice bread, wanna fuck? Hmmm...only if we involve mayonaise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 December 17, 2004 QuoteNice bread, wanna fuck? -------------------------------------------------------------- Hmmm...only if we involve mayonaise. Yeah, cover me in mayo and fry me baby. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
