Cat Haiku

[skymama 37]

The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.
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So you want to play.
Will I claw at dancing string?
Your ankle's closer.
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There's no dignity
In being sick -- which is why
I don't tell you where.
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Seeking solitude
I am locked in the closet.
For once I need you.
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Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service: none.
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Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.
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Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest.
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The dog wags his tail,
Seeking approval. See mine?
Different message.
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My brain: walnut-sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?
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Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through.
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My affection is conditional.
Don't stand up,
It's your lap I love.
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Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.
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I don't mind being
Teased, any more than you mind
A skin graft or two.
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So you call this thing
Your "cat carrier." I call
These my "blades of death."
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Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.

(I didn't write these. I just thought they were funny!)

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[turtlespeed 226]

I am annoying
I'd make a better door stop
Than I do a pet

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[samhussey 0]

I love my five cats,
they are easy to care for,
but independent.

A cat won't be trained,
it will learn what it wants to,
and bring you dead things.

[gordy 0]

I think that is some of the funniest things I have seen on here, I do actually believe that some of them are how my cat thinks....especially

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Toy mice, dancing yarn
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.

as I leave for work.....

[nanook 1]

gift on the pillow
smelly ca-ca for your face
change my litter box

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

[cocheese 0]

Sung to Katmandu:
Ca Ca Ca Cat
haiku I think That's where we're
going to. If we
ever get out of
Here That's what I'm going to Do. Ca Ca Ca Ca

[MikeJD 0]

You stand on my tail
I scream like you're killing me
Now, don't you feel bad?

[AggieDave 6]

You're wrong. I called home to talk to my parents cat about this and Annie (the cat) said this:

me-ow me-ow meow
meow meow meow meow meow me-ow
meow meow me-ow meow

So there ya go, straight from the litter box on a cat haiku.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[weegegirl 2]

I miss my kitties.
They are with Mom and Dad now;
Until I'm moved in.

They love their big house.
Won't want to come back to me,
And my little place.

They love their cat nip.
And their little mousies too.
And lazor pointers!

They are so much fun.
My Alphonzo and Dozer.
Meow meow meow meow meow.

[nanook 1]

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My Alphonzo and Dozer

your cats have cool names
my cat came free with the couch
could not rename cat

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

[TheAnvil 0]

Here kitty kitty
come and get your food right now
then go catch a mouse

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[markd_nscr986 0]

A 16lb Calico wakes me up every morning.........

It is 5 a.m.
Let me dance on your stomach
Get up and feed me!

Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004

[JavaHeidi 0]

Cat Haiku

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred hour hand.
New rule tomorrow.


Heidi-Ho

http://www.skydivethefarm.com
The best lack all conviction,
While the worst are filled with passionate intensity.