Ncrowe 0 #26 December 17, 2004 We'll you'd have to do like a certain snap ..snap snap.......snapsnap.........just to keep yourself from pre-esnappulating all over the place "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #27 December 17, 2004 QuoteOh! Great idea. After I forward time and won the lottery, I'd forward time to be only weekends. Now you are thinking!! Shannon - would it be a super power if you had to depend upon a watch on a chain?? Coolest. Power. Ever._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #28 December 17, 2004 QuoteLadies, think of being in a certain position and just stopping time for awhile then starting it up again whenever you wanted......very cool concept... Or, you could just say "Ooooo, don't move"...."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #29 December 17, 2004 Quote We'll you'd have to do like a certain snap ..snap snap.......snapsnap.........just to keep yourself from pre-esnappulating all over the place So you're saying no whimsical snapping? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #30 December 17, 2004 QuoteOr, you could just say "Ooooo, don't move".... No! We're trying to weed out the useless blabbering during the act, OK? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #31 December 17, 2004 QuoteDude no way. Haven't you ever seen that episode of the Twilight Zone where the guy has that stopwatch that stops time and he's robbing the bank when he drops it and it breaks? He stops time FOREVER! Fuck that!!! Nah, nah, nah...see, you've got the wrong TV show concept. The girl in "Out Of This World" just touched her index fingers together to stop and restart time. I suppose, of course, that someone like, oh, say, the government or an evil mad scientist, could attack you and pull your hands apart before you could stop time, and then cut your fingers off...but what are the odds??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #32 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteLadies, think of being in a certain position and just stopping time for awhile then starting it up again whenever you wanted......very cool concept... Or, you could just say "Ooooo, don't move"....Are you saying you have that kind of willpower? Most men don't...hey a sexual super power... I get it!!!Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #33 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteDude no way. Haven't you ever seen that episode of the Twilight Zone where the guy has that stopwatch that stops time and he's robbing the bank when he drops it and it breaks? He stops time FOREVER! Fuck that!!! Nah, nah, nah...see, you've got the wrong TV show concept. The girl in "Out Of This World" just touched her index fingers together to stop and restart time. I suppose, of course, that someone like, oh, say, the government or an evil mad scientist, could attack you and pull your hands apart before you could stop time, and then cut your fingers off...but what are the odds??? Well when you put it like that I guess it's ok. I still just want to be invisible whenever I want to. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #34 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteI was thinking more about sneaking into and out of places but sex would be fun too! Combine the two: sex in public. Can you imagine the looks you'd get with only one person visible? There is a story that goes... Superman was flying over a deserted beach when he saw Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on a towel. He thought, "I'll just fly down there and have some super-speed sex and fly away..." He swoops down, has sex at super speed and flies away. The invisible man rolls off the top of her and yells, "What the hell was that?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 December 17, 2004 QuoteI want ESP. I knew you were going to say that. Really... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #36 December 17, 2004 QuoteI want ESP. you do have esp... with the VAGINA super power you know when and where you will have sex. isn't that enough?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #37 December 17, 2004 I got two I'd want. First, the power to make people tell the truth about things. "Hey, how come you are doing that?" "Because I'm selfish and insane!" Second, a kind of "Harry met Sally" ability to will women to have orgasms. That would be so cool. Like with a handshake "Bernice, this is my friend JP" "Pleased to meet you Bernice, (BLAAAAAAAAAAAAMOE!) It would be worth billions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #38 December 17, 2004 It's a bird!! No! It's a man! What the hell is it? It's... JACKASS MAN!!!!!! JACKASS MAN would be like that Beyonder dude from the old Marvel mini-comic series Secret Wars. He'd be a real badass superhero if he could ever get out of the bar. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #39 December 17, 2004 QuoteSecond, a kind of "Harry met Sally" ability to will women to have orgasms. That would be so cool. Like with a handshake "Bernice, this is my friend JP" "Pleased to meet you Bernice, (BLAAAAAAAAAAAAMOE!) You already have that powerMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #40 December 17, 2004 QuoteYou already have that power He just hasnt learned how to use it.... Poor Mrs. Deuce... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #41 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuote We'll you'd have to do like a certain snap ..snap snap.......snapsnap.........just to keep yourself from pre-esnappulating all over the place So you're saying no whimsical snapping? I know i could live the rest of my life without whismical snapping...you? "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #42 December 17, 2004 _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #43 December 17, 2004 You couldn't just let me have my moment of fantasy, could you, Remtard. I have this super power I obtained in Oakland. It's cool. I just lay my hands several times upon a villian and they are magically transported via helicopter to the county trauma center. I'm thinking it will come in handy very soon. Eh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #44 December 17, 2004 QuoteAre you saying you have that kind of willpower? Most men don't...hey a sexual super power... I get it!!! For you, dear? ANYTHING..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #45 December 17, 2004 JP, don't listen to Remi. He's just a guy. He doesn't know how us women look at you and envy your wife.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #46 December 17, 2004 If we get a super power, do we have to become a superhero with a secret identity? My secret would not last long... Mild Mannered Me: How you doin??? Chick: Go away, I want (superhero name) Change into hero costume real quick Hero Me: How you doin??? Chick: Do me... As for a superpower, I'd have to go with super strength and toughness. I'd do a birdman jump, crash in without a canopy and then stand up and get on the next load... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tree_squirrel 0 #47 December 17, 2004 if i could have a super power, i would like to be good a everything. And maybe be able to teleport.I didn't do it, i swear! Backloops @ sunset! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #48 December 17, 2004 Hmmm What Super Power would I wan.... Oh. I would like to be able to fly very fast... Oh wait. I can already do that. Never mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #49 December 17, 2004 QuoteI'm sure this has been done before but Frenchy's weird goggle thingies had me thinking about super powers. I think I want the power to be invisible whenever I want! That would be bad ass. I could get out of all sorts of trouble! Being able to fly would be cool too. I have always wanted TELEKINESIS. I figure that in addition to being able to move things, I could also protect myself from various forms of harm, and levitate myself to fly! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #50 December 17, 2004 QuoteCall AAA. They will tow your car home while you sit up front with the tow-truck driver. You don't have to drive and your car is in the driveway the next morning. Yes, but you still have to deal with making conversation with the tow truck driver -- or the uncomfortable silence of refusing to try. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
