Remster 30 #51 December 17, 2004 QuoteJP, don't listen to Remi. He's just a guy. He doesn't know how us women look at you and envy your wife. First, there was the guy who had the flu working in the cube next to mine trying to make me sick. Now, Mar tries to induce some vomiting.. You'Re just not very nice....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #52 December 17, 2004 I would want complete voluntary control and understanding of all matter and energy. Yea, that would be nice. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #53 December 17, 2004 QuoteNow, Mar tries to induce some vomiting.. Just want to make sure you are feeling well enough to get on that plane in a few hours Have fun and be safe, give everyone a big hug from me.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #54 December 17, 2004 Quotegive everyone a big hug from me. Sure... But I draw the line at humping deuce's leg.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #55 December 17, 2004 QuoteI would want complete voluntary control and understanding of all matter and energy. Yea, that would be nice. That sounds like a guy called "Molecule Man" from Marvel Comics. He was the guy whose powers were able to save the universe in Secret Wars II. ...oh my god, I know entirely too much about this stuff! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #56 December 17, 2004 QuoteSecond, a kind of "Harry met Sally" ability to will women to have orgasms. That would be so cool. Like with a handshake "Bernice, this is my friend JP" "Pleased to meet you Bernice, (BLAAAAAAAAAAAAMOE!) It would be worth billions. I draw the line at giving any woman named "Bernice" an orgasm... Okay, okay, it's not her fault what her parents named her. Alright, I'll give 'er the orgasm(s). Did you ever see the Chevy Chase movie "Modern Problems"? He gets telekinesis, and in one scene he uses it to give his girlfriend this staggeringly tremendous orgasm while he's in the kitchen mixing some drinks. He kinda wills the blender-effects into her private girly parts to stupendously gratifying effect. Great scene. -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #57 December 17, 2004 QuoteHe kinda wills the blender-effects into her private girly parts to stupendously gratifying effect. Great scene. -Jeffrey Why not do what I do and just use the blender?"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #58 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteHe kinda wills the blender-effects into her private girly parts to stupendously gratifying effect. Great scene. -Jeffrey Why not do what I do and just use the blender? I hope you remove the blades first. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #59 December 17, 2004 QuoteI hope you remove the blades first. It's more about the "whirring" motion and variable speeds..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #60 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteCall AAA. They will tow your car home while you sit up front with the tow-truck driver. You don't have to drive and your car is in the driveway the next morning. Yes, but you still have to deal with making conversation with the tow truck driver -- or the uncomfortable silence of refusing to try. -Jeffrey If he is towing me home, I am too drunk to talk. If your friend drives you home, you have to go find your car the next day. If you drive home while loaded, it is a bad idea. Get a tow-truck ride home for the holidays if necessary. (should that be some kind of bumper sticker?) Once, I did have to ride in one of those express-vans from St.Louis to Quincy with a guy who was deeply interested in every conspiracy theory known. Short version - I was very hungover. My sunglasses were in my suitcase. We got lost (so it took 3 hours to get there). When we stopped for directions, he locked the keys in the van and we had to break into it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #61 December 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteI hope you remove the blades first. It's more about the "whirring" motion and variable speeds... Hmm... I'll have to try that. I have this plug in my Matrix and I've toyed with bringing a blender to the dropzone for margaritas after jumping. Now I have another reason to bring it! If you see a Matrix on 580 swerving from side to side try and steer clear. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #62 December 17, 2004 QuoteIf you see a Matrix on 580 swerving from side to side try and steer clear. Maybe try that on park 1st... (yeah, I know, I'm boring lol)Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #63 December 17, 2004 QuoteIf you see a Matrix on 580 swerving from side to side try and steer clear. Or pull alongside and try to climb in the window..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #64 December 18, 2004 Just wanted to say I could really use that time control thingy right now.... and an ability to just start breaching contracts as I see fit... and toss 'em like last weeks garbage.... yeah, life would be so much better... or do a bruce almighty thing for a while... see if I could be good at gods job.... MMmmmMmmmm... super power thread, brings a whole new dimension to daydreaming.. "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #65 December 18, 2004 i want to be anywhere at anytime i want i also want to be able to eat and never get full or fat Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #66 December 18, 2004 Quotei want to be anywhere at anytime i want Any place in particular you have in mind?"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
