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I want a Super Power!!!

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JP, don't listen to Remi. He's just a guy. He doesn't know how us women look at you and envy your wife.




First, there was the guy who had the flu working in the cube next to mine trying to make me sick.

Now, Mar tries to induce some vomiting..

You'Re just not very nice....:P
Remster

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Now, Mar tries to induce some vomiting..



Just want to make sure you are feeling well enough to get on that plane in a few hours;)

Have fun and be safe, give everyone a big hug from me.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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I would want complete voluntary control and understanding of all matter and energy.

Yea, that would be nice.



That sounds like a guy called "Molecule Man" from Marvel Comics. He was the guy whose powers were able to save the universe in Secret Wars II.

...oh my god, I know entirely too much about this stuff! :o:D

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Second, a kind of "Harry met Sally" ability to will women to have orgasms. That would be so cool. Like with a handshake "Bernice, this is my friend JP" "Pleased to meet you Bernice, (BLAAAAAAAAAAAAMOE!)

It would be worth billions.

:ph34r:



I draw the line at giving any woman named "Bernice" an orgasm... :S

Okay, okay, it's not her fault what her parents named her. Alright, I'll give 'er the orgasm(s).

Did you ever see the Chevy Chase movie "Modern Problems"? He gets telekinesis, and in one scene he uses it to give his girlfriend this staggeringly tremendous orgasm while he's in the kitchen mixing some drinks. He kinda wills the blender-effects into her private girly parts to stupendously gratifying effect. Great scene. :)
-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Call AAA. They will tow your car home while you sit up front with the tow-truck driver. You don't have to drive and your car is in the driveway the next morning.
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Yes, but you still have to deal with making conversation with the tow truck driver -- or the uncomfortable silence of refusing to try. [:/]

-Jeffrey



If he is towing me home, I am too drunk to talk.

If your friend drives you home, you have to go find your car the next day.
If you drive home while loaded, it is a bad idea.

Get a tow-truck ride home for the holidays if necessary. (should that be some kind of bumper sticker?)

Once, I did have to ride in one of those express-vans from St.Louis to Quincy with a guy who was deeply interested in every conspiracy theory known. :S

Short version - I was very hungover. My sunglasses were in my suitcase. We got lost (so it took 3 hours to get there). When we stopped for directions, he locked the keys in the van and we had to break into it.

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I hope you remove the blades first.



It's more about the "whirring" motion and variable speeds...



Hmm... I'll have to try that. I have this plug in my Matrix and I've toyed with bringing a blender to the dropzone for margaritas after jumping. Now I have another reason to bring it!
If you see a Matrix on 580 swerving from side to side try and steer clear.

:P

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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Just wanted to say I could really use that time control
thingy right now.... and an ability to just start breaching
contracts as I see fit... and toss 'em like last weeks
garbage.... yeah, life would be so much better... or do
a bruce almighty thing for a while... see if I could be good
at gods job.... MMmmmMmmmm... super power thread,
brings a whole new dimension to daydreaming..:S

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

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