Intentional repost - Santa and the FAA check ride

[SansSuit 1]

Yeah, I know. It's been posted 100 times before, but there are people who weren't on here last Christmas, or the one before, or the one before that....

'Sides, we hear "Twas the Night Before Christmas" every year. Why not this one?

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.Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.

"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."

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Peace,
-Dawson.
http://www.SansSuit.com
The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

[rickjump1 0]

Santa always passes his checkride because he gives the examiner a large piece of tenderloin.

Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

[cvfd1399 0]

Lmfao

[PhreeZone 20]

Was it this year or last year Quade made his bet on this joke?

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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[SansSuit 1]

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Was it this year or last year Quade made his bet on this joke?

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Last year. I looked it up.

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Peace,
-Dawson.
http://www.SansSuit.com
The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

[CieloDiosa 0]

what was the bet??

~boogie ho!!
pull before impact!
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[Superman32 0]

HAHAHA...

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