happythoughts 0 #1 December 21, 2004 Apparently, it is a heck of a lot better than the reality. About a year ago, I hadn't been to the dz. One person spread the rumor that I had gotten married (to one of my best friends that she is jealous of). This summer, it was the usual suffocating heat and humidity that typifies August in Florida. For a few weekends, I went scuba diving at some local springs instead of skydiving. I found out last weekend that the current rumor was that I was dating a scuba diver. It would seem easier to just ask me. Instead, it seems to follow a pattern. - theorize on what I am doing. - theorize on why I am doing it. - be judgemental and somehow criticize the fictional scenario. Just to clear things up: The reason that I am not working is that I won the lottery and am now independently wealthy. I am giving up skydiving and moving to my secret farm in Montana. There I will grow cotton and corner the dental floss market. It is part of my scheme to control peoples lives once a day. (I am working on a separate scheme for the Brits.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 December 21, 2004 Quote(I am working on a separate scheme for the Brits.) I have suggestions! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katzurki 0 #3 December 21, 2004 winning the lottery AND not diving head-in into skydiving? man, this level of sickness evades me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #4 December 21, 2004 QuoteI am giving up skydiving and moving to my secret farm in Montana. There I will grow cotton and corner the dental floss market. With your pygmy pony Mighty Little I presume ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 December 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteI am giving up skydiving and moving to my secret farm in Montana. There I will grow cotton and corner the dental floss market. With your pygmy pony Mighty Little I presume ? No dogs though, I've read the warning about Huskies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #6 December 22, 2004 QuoteApparently, it is a heck of a lot better stranger than the reality. Ain't that the truth. Showed up in Perris a couple years ago when I moved down here. With in two days someone I didn't know that well, told me the heard about me "going in". Eeeek. Went back to NorCal for a visit about a year later. NorCal jumper I didn't know said they heard I "went in"! Eeeek! Apparently my reputation proceeds me.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
