daytime tv - DNA tests

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It is proof that civilization is taking its last gasping breaths. If people can be that stupid, then barbarism is just around the corner.

One of the new themes is DNA testing. They have a woman come on. Then, a guy comes on with his current g/f (who calls her a ho) and denies it.

She claims that she was with no other man ever. This is the only possible father.

Nope. Wrong guess. Then the host says, "I know you are upset. This is very unsettling, but think... Could it have been anyone else?"

Like "Ummm... dumbass, did you unintentionally forget that you slept with someone else?"

She was able to narrow the field down to six other possibilities. Funny how the "No way, I was a virgin" answer changed.

I'll bet the "these six guys" is only a hope. It would just suck if it wasn't one of them also.

The current "star" went through 7 or 8 appearances before finding the right guy. I'll bet she does the search by using a "carrier route sort" on her zip code.

One women has 3 children by unknown fathers and she is looking to get some financial support. The list of possible donors is 34 long.

It is very relaxing to watch tv during breakfast, but I'm going to start taping Leno and watch it the next day.

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[Sheenster303 0]

Isn't that what every single episode of Maury Povich is about now? Does he ever have any other topic?

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[bob.dino 1]

Relief.

[PhreeZone 20]

Conan is replaying during the day now. Much better to watch.

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

Parachutemanuals.com

[soulshine 0]

I am always amused by these shows whenever I see one, kinda like the Freak Show at the circus used to be my favorite thing.

About 2 years ago I gave up on tv and haven't owned one since. I just got disgusted with the shows, the level that tv had stooped to, and the many hours that I had my ass planted on the couch trying to take it all in.

Shows like Maury's are such a wake up call for me as far as where we are headed with our society. How can you sleep with 30 men in the span of two weeks and then look for someone to give you a handout when you can't afford to put your snotty-nosed brat in pampers? Sex=Kids!!! Do the math people!!!

*stepping off soap box now and crawling back into corner*

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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How can you sleep with 30 men in the span of two weeks

Maybe that Paxil prescription is doing the job. I think her social anxieties are lessening. She seems to be able to meet new people on a social basis with some success.

[soulshine 0]

Oh, don't even get me started about perscription drugs!

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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Oh, don't even get me started about perscription drugs!

I have one question about Paxil ads. It lists the possible side effects as nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea.

You can now meet people, but you throw up on them. I don't know if this has provided a solution or just a new series of problems.

"Pleased to meet you... braaaaaah... uh, sorry..."

[soulshine 0]

So many times the side effects of perscriptions are worse than the problem that they are designed to treat!

Okay, sure, your depression is gone and you are now living in a happy little bubble but you now must suffer from headaches, vomiting, heartburn, insomnia, sexual side effects, liver damage, increased risk of heart attacks and stroke....but hey, you got rid of the depression! You're cured! Now, what to take to treat the new problems you have...

Any one of the side effects are enought to depress the hell out of me!

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~