heidihagen 0 #1 December 23, 2004 okay, forget the missing head & hands.... what ELSE is wrong?i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #2 December 23, 2004 He's too low. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #3 December 23, 2004 no chest strapscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #4 December 23, 2004 QuoteHe's too low. jumping through clouds and no alti...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VisionAir 0 #5 December 23, 2004 the ugly green cloud he/she is about to fall thru? Huh?!? What cloud?!? Oh that!!! That's just Industrial Haze Alex M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #6 December 23, 2004 ROL deploy, base rig no reserve! Welcome to Spaceland, I have yet to meet you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #7 December 23, 2004 you're hotter than the boxman? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heidihagen 0 #8 December 23, 2004 Okay, that's the one i was looking for... but "he has no hands-- how's he gonna pull" cracked me up.... the alti wouldn't stay on anyway! I know there's a ton you can find (it's a cartoon!)--- but the shadow on the ground threw me off as he is not under canopy yet. Conway, I'm around... I'll have Amanduh point you out! See ya!i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #9 December 23, 2004 Quotebut "he has no hands-- how's he gonna pull" He could pull all he wants, it doesn't seem that his container has any openings! Silly man! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #10 December 23, 2004 No video! ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3ringheathen 0 #11 December 23, 2004 QuoteNo video! ~J Who do you think took the picture? duh! -Josh If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive. -Me* *Ron has accused me of plagiarizing this quote. He attributes it to Douglas Adams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 December 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteNo video! ~J Who do you think took the picture? duh! -Josh So is that big green shadow you, Josh? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 December 23, 2004 If that's s'posed to be his shadow.... it's in the wrong place... The shadows on his body imply that the original light source would probably be above and to HIS left, yet he's casting a shadow that is left of him.. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3ringheathen 0 #14 December 23, 2004 Quote So is that big green shadow you, Josh? Sadly I have a plain old black/dark grey shadow like everyone else. I refused to video this guy because I thought his lack of opposable thumbs to be unsafe. One of the other, less conscientious videographers noted that there's nothing in the BSRs about having opposable thumbs. He even encouraged the jump. I don't want to name them, but it rhymes with bomb willups. Anyway, just as I feared, and just as Tom hoped, the jumper in the picture went in with no handles pulled. Tom is in negotiations with Surreal TV right now. Stay tuned. -Josh If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive. -Me* *Ron has accused me of plagiarizing this quote. He attributes it to Douglas Adams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 December 23, 2004 Quote*** Tom is in negotiations with Surreal TV right now. Stay tuned. -Josh Ah shit, and he's got AFF video of me. I'm screwed, aren't I?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FLYBERT71 0 #16 December 23, 2004 don't worry about the aff video. but when you get licensed don't make your jump previous to your second with him if he has his camera on him. "If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive." Josh Whipple 7/15/70-2/10/05 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #17 December 23, 2004 QuoteWho do you think took the picture? duh! Yeah - that's a point - where's the videot's shadow? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #18 December 23, 2004 Since the shadow seems to be one of the many interesting things about this, I feel the need to relay a story: At breakoff during a 4-way, I was tracking off. Unfortunately, winds were higher up top than anticipated and at breakoff I was tracking towards a cloud (scattered clouds, with none above so the sun was shining). I got enough distance separation and stopped my track so I would not be tracking through it. And then I saw what looked like another person through the haze of the cloud! For a second I freaked out; I thought I was about to get hit by an opening chute. I was wrong. It was just my shadow. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #19 December 23, 2004 He's not wearing a rig.... It';s one of those childrens musical boxes..... the one where you pull the cord. By the looks of things the tunes only half way through too************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 December 23, 2004 His Harness is pink. He doesnt appear to have any eyes, ears, nose, or mouth. As was stated before - there are no fingers or thumbs. His Cypress did not function - that is obvious because the apparent "ground" has his shadow on it - roughly calculated - he is 30' above the ground. and last but not least - he doesn's seem to be falling very fast. I mean - I was looking at this guy for a good 5 minutes - hasn't moved much at all. He might just make it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #21 December 23, 2004 He's not geeking a camera. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
