lemonjelly 0 #1 December 24, 2004 News today is: The Beckhams have hired a £1000 per day Butler to (get this) WRAP their presents, then to OPEN them for them on christmas day! Oooooooooh the exhuberance************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #2 December 24, 2004 In other news today a squad of fire-fighters accidentally set their own sauna ablaze but could not extinguish the fire despite their training. The sauna, at Lappi, 140 miles west of Helsinki, was destroyed despite the volunteer fire-fighters' efforts, Finnish news agency STT said. The fire Wednesday caused no injuries. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #3 December 24, 2004 And here is....... 20 things you can only say at christmas. 1 I prefer breasts to legs. 2 Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3 Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4 If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5 I've never seen a better spread! 6 I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7 Are you ready for seconds yet? 8 It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9 Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10 Don't play with your meat! 11 Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12 Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13 I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14 You still have a little bit on your chin. 15 How long will it take after you put it in? 16 You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17 Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18 That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19 I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20 Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #4 December 24, 2004 QuoteAnd here is....... 20 things you can only say at christmas. (Then there's the list) you could also say that stuff for turkey dinner too!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #5 December 24, 2004 QuoteNews today is: The Beckhams have hired a £1000 per day Butler to (get this) WRAP their presents, then to OPEN them for them on christmas day! Oooooooooh the exhuberance Good for them...I'm sure the guy could use an extra grand at Christmas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #6 December 24, 2004 Would he then say... "Oh great, it's something you've always wanted"************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
