KawiZX900 0 #1 December 27, 2004 This zinger should have been in the movie Airplane. "Ladies and gentlemen..........the captain has illuminated the black humor sarcasm light. Please feel free to deal with awful things through humor. However...it is the policy of this airline that while you are seated you must remain COMPLETELY serious and not laugh for any reason. " Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #2 December 27, 2004 So...if you laugh...do you get handcuffed? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #3 December 27, 2004 QuoteSo...if you laugh...do you get handcuffed? We already went over that one in the thread that the quote came from. The answer was yes, but only because it's his job! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #4 December 27, 2004 QuoteQuoteSo...if you laugh...do you get handcuffed? We already went over that one in the thread that the quote came from. The answer was yes, but only because it's his job! Damn...only because it's his job, huh? That ain't fun then if it's just because it's his job. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #5 December 27, 2004 ***Damn...only because it's his job, huh?*** That's what he said, but I dunno.... I think if it was his job to take down Jenna Jameson then he would find a bit of enjoyment in it! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
