Bolas 5 #1 December 27, 2004 Yeah, I know Christmas is over, but WTF I'm bored. What is the most embarrassing/ugliest ornament you've had on a tree? For me it was an old toilet paper roll I painted green and added glitter to when was about 3 or 4. My parents added a hook and that thing still gets put on the tree. When I was 5 I tested the theory that my parents would put anything on the tree if I called it an ornament. I took a gift tag, wrote my name on the back in pencil, punched a whole in a corner with a whole punch, and tied yarn through it. That is still put on the tree to this day... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #2 December 27, 2004 Our "ugliest" ornament is also our favorite one! Almost every ornament we hang on our tree was created by one of my siblings or myself as a child. Our #1 "ugliest" favorite we call "barf on a stick". That's the official name for it. And yes, I myself created this "barf on a stick" as a young inventor. I have NO idea what it is.... paper mache or something to that effect, painted purply-browny-blacky-grey, and mounted on a popcicle stick. It rocks! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #3 December 27, 2004 Ours is one that I made in grade school spanish class. It is -supposed- to be a x-mas tree shape but it turned out more like a triangle on acid. It is complete with all of the glitter and marker doodles that I could fit up there with Feliz Navidad spelled Felees Neveded! The worst part is that we had to put our school pic up on it. I'm cheesing for the camere with more gaps in my mouth that teeth and I'm wearing a pirate reject shirt (complete with ruffles) that was green. Oh, and I had the horrible crimped and frizzy hair that was "cool" then. My mom always insists on putting it on the most visible spot on the tree and showing it to anyone who looks walks through the door. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 December 27, 2004 QuoteOurs is one that I made in grade school spanish class. It is -supposed- to be a x-mas tree shape but it turned out more like a triangle on acid. It is complete with all of the glitter and marker doodles that I could fit up there with Feliz Navidad spelled Felees Neveded! The worst part is that we had to put our school pic up on it. I'm cheesing for the camere with more gaps in my mouth that teeth and I'm wearing a pirate reject shirt (complete with ruffles) that was green. Oh, and I had the horrible crimped and frizzy hair that was "cool" then. My mom always insists on putting it on the most visible spot on the tree and showing it to anyone who looks walks through the door. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment! BBBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #5 December 27, 2004 Sure, laugh it up! I'm sure if I saw some of -your- school ornaments I'd get a giggle too!!!! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 December 27, 2004 Our ugliest ornament is also MY favorite! It's a styrofoam cube that's about half covered in glitter, with a purple pipe cleaner for the handle you hang it from. It always brings back that Christmas feeling when I think about that sad little thing. And yes, I made it when I was young. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 December 27, 2004 QuoteSure, laugh it up! I'm sure if I saw some of -your- school ornaments I'd get a giggle too!!!! Well, some of mine were made out of pasta, I used to dip ziti, farfalle, etc in golden or green paint and hang them...but...after xmas, I used to eat them, after that, NO MORE ORNAMENTS MADE BY IVAN!!! , my poor mom, always chasing me around the house to take them out of my mouth.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #8 December 27, 2004 Quotegolden or green paint and hang them...but...after xmas, I used to eat them Aha! That explain alot...was there lead in the paint?! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 December 27, 2004 QuoteQuotegolden or green paint and hang them...but...after xmas, I used to eat them Aha! That explain alot...was there lead in the paint?! BINGO!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #10 December 27, 2004 Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 December 27, 2004 QuoteBINGO!!! Now we ALL understand........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #12 December 27, 2004 We have a little, half full bottle of my Gramma's ashes decorated in a very festive manner with red and green ribbon and felt. It always says Christmas to us. Granddad keeps asking why we didn't fill the bottle up, but we don't have the heart to tell him. He's getting up there in age.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #13 December 27, 2004 QuoteWe have a little, half full bottle of my Gramma's ashes decorated in a very festive manner with red and green ribbon and felt. It always says Christmas to us. OK, I have to say that this scares me. Why do her ashes on the tree say Christmas? Did she get run over by a reindeer? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
