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Spike TV is running a 007 Marathon. IMHO, the Bond Hierarchy:

1. Sir Sean Connery
2. Pierce Brosnan
3. Timothy Dalton
4. Roger Moore
5. George Lazenby

Best Bond Girl: Tossup between Denise Richards and Teri Hatcher.

Best Bond Bad Girl: Xenia Onatopp--No contest...

Best 007 movie--Dr. No, no competition. 2nd best is...Probably Tomorrow Never Dies

Your $0.02 worth?

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Who was the hottie who came out of the ocean and had to get the sea anemone spine stuck in her foot and Bond had to suck it out? SHE was the hottest Bond Girl! :)
Best movie: I started watching Bond films when Roger Moore was Bond, so he stuck with me. I loved "For Your Eyes Only" -- which reminds me: LYNN HOLLY JOHNSON was the absolute cutest Bond Girl! :)
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~******* Denise Richards *******~

No toss up!:P

HANDS DOWN!B|B|

Agree with everything else!;)



If you like Densie Richards, have you ever seen "Wild Things"?
GREAT movie that left me with fantasies of her washing my Jeep. :)
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Denise Richards and Teri Hatcher?!? Gimme a break...:S...

Octopussy hands down...B|...I even thought she was hot...:P...and she can fly a plane...;)...

Sir Sean Connery is the hottest and coolest Bond ever...B|...Though I liked Timothy Dalton, he was too serious...

Roger Moore had more of the cheesier Bond pictures and those are good for humor value...but not necessarily the best...

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Who was the hottie who came out of the ocean and had to get the sea anemone spine stuck in her foot and Bond had to suck it out? SHE was the hottest Bond Girl! :)



Um...her character name was "Dominique (Domino) Derval." "Domino" was a nickname she shared with Kim Basinger in "Never Say Never Again." She was played by Claudine Auger.

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was the George Lazenby that guy who played bond once in that really terrible bond movie? they never show it on tv, and i've only seen the end of it. bond gets married (wtf?!?) then the villians do a drive by on his bride, and kills her with a headshot. then bond tells the others that she isn't really dead, just resting. and the movie ends that way:S:S

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was the George Lazenby that guy who played bond once in that really terrible bond movie? they never show it on tv, and i've only seen the end of it. bond gets married (wtf?!?) then the villians do a drive by on his bride, and kills her with a headshot. then bond tells the others that she isn't really dead, just resting. and the movie ends that way:S:S



Yep, that was George Lazenby in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service." Not the worst 007 movie, but near it...

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If you like Densie Richards, have you ever seen "Wild Things"?
GREAT movie that left me with fantasies of her washing my Jeep.



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If you mean that scene where she's 'almost'
wearing a paper thin white tee-shirt that keeps
getting tighter and wetter as she bends over
in those skin tight short shorts rubbing the
fenders of an already spotless jeep....:oB|


....I wouldn't know.....never seen it! :P















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3. Timothy Dalton
4. Roger Moore
5. George Lazenby



I fully agree that these three 'actors' royally sucked at their roll as Bond. They just didn't have that aura of invincibility and way with women that defined James Bond......

Oh yeah, Denise Richards is the best Bond Girl. I would opt to say that Hally Berry is the worst...
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3. Timothy Dalton
4. Roger Moore
5. George Lazenby



I fully agree that these three 'actors' royally sucked at their roll as Bond. They just didn't have that aura of invincibility and way with women that defined James Bond......

Oh yeah, Denise Richards is the best Bond Girl. I would opt to say that Hally Berry is the worst...



I agree. Part of James Bonds confidence was the idea that he could back it up. Sean Connery definitely portrayed that.

Roger Moore tried to portray himself as classy, but only came off as too effeminate.

For Your Eyes Only - Carole Bouquet.
There are some women you think are sexy when they aren't trying to be.

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I preferred Tim Dalton to Pierce Brosnan, I thought he came over as more ruthless, rather in line with the books**.

Trivia: my brother-in-law did the laser graphics stuff in the intro to Octopussy. (For some time in the '70s and '80s he also did the laser show for The Who).

**Anyone read the Ian Fleming books? I read every one of them when in college.
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Yeah I read most of the books. I think Timothy Dalton was the nearest to the character of Flemings Bond, but someone that ruthless doesn't really work as a screen hero. For me the best Bond has got to be Sean Connery.

The best films, You only live twice, Dr No.

Best girls, I've got to go for Britt Eckland. Denise Richards is pretty damn hot too.
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Who was the hottie who came out of the ocean and had to get the sea anemone spine stuck in her foot and Bond had to suck it out? SHE was the hottest Bond Girl!
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Ehm, wasn't that Ursula Andress?
YUP?
And here she is
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was the George Lazenby that guy who played bond once in that really terrible bond movie? they never show it on tv, and i've only seen the end of it. bond gets married (wtf?!?) then the villians do a drive by on his bride, and kills her with a headshot. then bond tells the others that she isn't really dead, just resting. and the movie ends that way:S:S



Yep, that was George Lazenby in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service." Not the worst 007 movie, but near it...



Moonraker was worse. More like a comedy than a Bond flick.
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Who was the hottie who came out of the ocean and had to get the sea anemone spine stuck in her foot and Bond had to suck it out? SHE was the hottest Bond Girl!
______________________________________

Ehm, wasn't that Ursula Andress?
YUP?
And here she is



Not sure that Andress had the foot sucking treatment.

Domino in Thunderball has a spine sucked out of her foot by Bond.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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Who was the hottie who came out of the ocean and had to get the sea anemone spine stuck in her foot and Bond had to suck it out? SHE was the hottest Bond Girl!
______________________________________

Ehm, wasn't that Ursula Andress?
YUP?
And here she is




Here's another:
www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/bond-girls/ursula-andress.php?id=006

Hard to believe she's now 68.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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~******* Denise Richards *******~


No toss up!:P



HANDS DOWN!B|B|



Agree with everything else!;)



How can you possibly say that....


ugh

There are so many others to choose from...
~D
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