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Although.... any girl wanting to do it in a server room just scored some major geek points. ;)



Never told you about the server room at the place I used to work, did I? Let's just say...it's been cristened...
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it would matter. :S

I sell cars for a living. It's a car dealership in a 30 year old building.

*Plate glass windows across front of building
*Tile
*Carpet
*Glass Enclosed Offices
*Bosses Office
*Desks
*Chairs (both stationary and rolling)
*Cars, Vans, Trucks, SUV's
*Copier
*Cashier's counter (top comes to my chest)
*Receptionist Desk
*Parts Counter
*Break Room (large, long table)
*Service Department (tools locked up, but open area just the same)
*Service Department Manager's Office
*Several carpeted empty offices
*Skydiving gear stored in back empty office
*Car wash/detail Bay

Does this help? ;)



Used to work at a dealership a long time ago...Other than the back office used for gear storage, all those spots have been checked off the list. You need to have keys to the place to open everything up for your use. ;)

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AC? With our server room being kept at a nice 45-50 degrees I don't think you'll find me wanting to roll around on the metal floors :D

Although.... any girl wanting to do it in a server room just scored some major geek points. ;)



I second this one.

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*Car wash/detail Bay



okay, now I'm fantasizing about doing it in the car wash. Did anybody see the aftershave commercial where they do that? So hot!

mua!

Brie
"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

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You need to have keys to the place to open everything up for your use.



Got 'em. ;) I'm a finance manager. I have keys/codes to everything.

Now...back to more suggestions....
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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You need to have keys to the place to open everything up for your use.



Got 'em. ;) I'm a finance manager. I have keys/codes to everything.

Now...back to more suggestions....



Wll, the key here is to make sure you leave a calling card of sorts.

Make sure you use a fair amount of oils or lotions so that nice smudges and heart shaped ass prints are left on windows and doors.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Oh yeah..........and wool panties!



Sorry to disappoint you, sheep boy...no woolies for you. But I promise there's very little of WHATEVER it is that I have on under my suit dress today. :ph34r:

And as far as referrals, my middle name is discretion (OK, except for this forum). I don't name names, therefore, it would be very hard to follow up my performance. :) You'll just have to take my word for it.
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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since your looking for idea;'s to have sex at work..... you are talking about the rush/risk of it. SO GO FOR BROKE, and go for the true risk, and that isn't where, but when............. go for it when you have a 50/50 chance of getting caught..... if that doesn't heighten your arrousal, nothing will.;)
I just am................

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Or you could prove it to me.



While I appreciate the invitation, I am currently occupied with a "playtoy" who is keeping me satisfied.
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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Adventurous, open minded couple looking for suggestions/recommendations on having sex in an office. What to do and where to do it. The more creative, the better.



I once did my then-girlfriend now-wife on the conference room table of the company I once worked for one night with a full view of the city skyline from atop the mountain. B|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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