WrongWay 0 #26 December 28, 2004 The roof The parking lot The copier room The janitor's closet Behind the building by the door (If there are cubicles) In a cubicle UNDER your boss's desk This would be a hell of a lot easier if you told us what kind of office this is. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #27 December 28, 2004 QuoteThis would be a hell of a lot easier if you told us what kind of office this is. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know it would matter. I sell cars for a living. It's a car dealership in a 30 year old building. *Plate glass windows across front of building *Tile *Carpet *Glass Enclosed Offices *Bosses Office *Desks *Chairs (both stationary and rolling) *Cars, Vans, Trucks, SUV's *Copier *Cashier's counter (top comes to my chest) *Receptionist Desk *Parts Counter *Break Room (large, long table) *Service Department (tools locked up, but open area just the same) *Service Department Manager's Office *Several carpeted empty offices *Skydiving gear stored in back empty office *Car wash/detail Bay Does this help? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #28 December 28, 2004 Do your bathrooms have lots of mirrors like ours do?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #29 December 28, 2004 Up on the lift. Gives new meaning to a lube job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #30 December 28, 2004 QuotePlate glass windows across front of building OMG, it's so obvious, Nina. You guys should do it with your ass pressed up against the plate glass windows! That'd be awesome! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #31 December 28, 2004 Hey PK, how much do you charge for a lube job? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #32 December 28, 2004 You get all your regularly scheduled maintenance included free of charge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #33 December 28, 2004 QuoteOMG, it's so obvious, Nina. You guys should do it with your ass pressed up against the plate glass windows! That'd be awesome! And who's going to take photos for the group? You KNOW they're going to want proof. Oh wait, it'll probably be the local police, as they tap on window on one of their surveillance runs. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #34 December 28, 2004 QuoteDo your bathrooms have lots of mirrors like ours do? No, I'm afraid not. Women's has one full length one, running vertically. Men's has one, but it's so far up, I'm not sure GOD can see himself in it.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #35 December 28, 2004 I think it's definitely been over 3,000 miles since my last . . . I guess this means I can finally quit paying for it! I mean, uh . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckbrown 0 #36 December 28, 2004 QuoteDefinitely on the boss's desk My suggestion is to definitely make sure the doors are locked. I dated a woman who walked into her office only to find her assistant doing it on the floor of her office. Needless to say her assistant was fired. Oh and Nina, we all know you like it CRewDoggie Style. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #37 December 28, 2004 Car dealership, no shit, IN THE CARS!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #38 December 28, 2004 QuoteCar dealership, no shit, IN THE CARS!!! Hmmm.....lessee.....There are approximately 36 cars on the lot at this moment. While he is young and virile, I think even HE might have problems performing this many times. And I only have one night.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #39 December 28, 2004 Windshields/hoods of each car Leave your mark for all to see Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #40 December 28, 2004 QuoteOMG, it's so obvious, Nina. You guys should do it with your ass pressed up against the plate glass windows! That'd be awesome! It didn't happen if no one gets video Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #41 December 28, 2004 See Chuck? This is great plausible deniability. If there's no proof...it never happened. I LIKE IT!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #42 December 28, 2004 Dude - Definitely out in the shop - !! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #43 December 28, 2004 QuoteSee Chuck? This is great plausible deniability. If there's no proof...it never happened. I LIKE IT!!! SO that means you have to do it again - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #44 December 28, 2004 QuoteSO that means you have to do it again - I'm not personally seeing a problem with this idea. With no proof, we could continue indefinitely, eventually hitting every crook and cranny of the building, with no one being the wiser. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #45 December 28, 2004 In the most expensive and in the most popular display car Make sure there are enough ass and feet prints allover the windshields and windows Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 December 29, 2004 QuoteI think this might be out of his range of expertise! Oh please........bring your back pack cause I'll take you to school! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #47 December 29, 2004 QuoteOh please........bring your back pack cause I'll take you to school! Talk's cheap, sheep boy. I've probably forgotten more than you've DONE!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #48 December 29, 2004 QuoteI've probably forgotten more than you've DONE!!! You sure you wanna make that statement? Besides....if that IS true........How YOU dooin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #49 December 29, 2004 Quote What to do and where to do it. The basic "what to do" instructions: 1. In 2. Out 3. Repeat if necessary. When I was a GTE employee, we came into work and found that they had removed all the locks from the conference rooms. We asked our manager why. He said that a conf room was locked one evening, so the cleaning person used their key to open the door. As they walked in, an unbelievable embarrassed couple was attempting to quickly get dressed. Basically, they were a married couple... not to each other though. All I ever got at night was beeper duty. How come managers get all the cushy work? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #50 December 29, 2004 On the back couch in a Hawker 800 corporate jet. OH! Did I mention I work for an aircraft company on the night shift. hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
