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Adventurous, open minded couple looking for suggestions/recommendations on having sex in an office. What to do and where to do it. The more creative, the better.
Nina

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Adventurous, open minded couple looking for suggestions/recommendations on having sex in an office. What to do and where to do it. The more creative, the better.



Everyone knows you do it on your bosses desk!

You can also do it with her sitting on the fax machine. You might need a chair to stand on. Make sure it's open and her ass is right on the glass so you can get good copies and fax them to your co-workers later.

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You would want to talk to Clay about this one!



Yeah, well, there won't be any sheep available, so I think this might be out of his range of expertise!
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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AC? With our server room being kept at a nice 45-50 degrees I don't think you'll find me wanting to roll around on the metal floors :D

Although.... any girl wanting to do it in a server room just scored some major geek points. ;)
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i cant belive it dont you have roads arround the B:) if you get to the roof you have serval places were you could leap off(surviving /unhurt is another Q;))
how high is the thing perhaps a desent SL/PCA could give you canopytime to fly to a safe place:)

oki i get it it cant be BASEd.. hmm hard to belive.. he he

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AC? With our server room being kept at a nice 45-50 degrees I don't think you'll find me wanting to roll around on the metal floors :D

Although.... any girl wanting to do it in a server room just scored some major geek points. ;)



Well you know a server rack with a server set at just the right height can also work quite well. ;)
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Well you know a server rack with a server set at just the right height can also work quite well. ;)



So the warm server keeps her butt and legs warm but the nipples feel the cold..

(Furiously taking notes and doing calculations) B|
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Definitely on the bosses desk... and if you REALLY want to mess with him, don't move any papers, and make sure to hide the used condom in one of the drawers....



Now I REALLY like this idea.

But boys and girls, we're digressing. What does base jumping have to do with my current dilemna? I know you are all a lot more creative than this.

OK. It's after hours and the business is closed. Free rein to anything/everything there. Does this help get the creative juices flowing?
Nina

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but the nipples feel the cold..



Oh, how soon we forget. Do I need to remind you about my fondness for ice? :$

hot, cold, hot, cold, hot, cold

By the way, I'll be providing the popsicles this time!:)
Nina

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