Bad Karma comes in 3's

[redramdriver 0]

Twas the week before Christmas and the roads were really crap. The wifes car slide's through the stop sign and gets hit in the ass. It spins and spins on the ice so nice and new, the ditch claims the right side, the side the other car didn't do.

The insurance man totals it. The check is in the mail, oh wait, forgot, get me the title first then well send you whats left of the bill. Got that good news on Monday the 3rd. Seemed allright, look for a car in the next day or two.

Then I heard a noise, scared the crap out of me, thought a tree had just fell through someone's roof so we both ran to see. The trees were standing, still strong in their roots. Didn't notice anything strange still, there was that strange sound you see.

So when I go to the driveway with glee. found most of my chimney sitting on the hood of my shinny red sled. Now you thinks that is bad well that damm bastard santa. musta parked his damm raindeer a keltering on my roof that one night. Cuase now I have brick where there shouldn't be right. The window is busted, maybe the passenger side too. The hood has a big dent where there really shouldn't be one at all. The Leer cap is a total loss, one almost went right throug, bad thing about it, it didn't leak like that before ya know. So pic's will be posted when the sun comes up. The insurance man is gonna love us, and the premiums are just gonna sky rocket!

Pics later.

So, you bring your beer?

Its 5 o'clock somewhere
POPS #9344

[D22369 0]

ummmmm..........merry xmas??? Kill all the elves!!!

whaddya want for "next year".....

sorry to hear about your bad luck....... seems to be going around.......xmas cheer....bah humbug!!!


Roy

They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

[kinney29 0]

Well at least you have a sense of humor about the whole thing.

What bad luck, oh well at least no one was hurt.

Happy New year!