boinky 0 #26 January 4, 2005 QuoteThen jump naked. Even if it wasn't CRW and I didn't HAVE to wear clothes, this is SO not happening in THIS lifetime. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #27 January 4, 2005 Quoteif you don't think you can lose it, borrow a 135 to get the same wingloading. a If PD made a Lightning in the 135 size, I would be jumping it instead of a 143 with weights... With my 143, I have to pack on 8 pounds of weight and add an extra pair of metal links to the rear risers to lower the nose so I can keep up with the crwdogs."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #28 January 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteThen jump naked. Even if it wasn't CRW and I didn't HAVE to wear clothes, this is SO not happening in THIS lifetime. OOh go on you know you want to, An the line burns only sting for a few days Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #29 January 4, 2005 OK. I have the plan for you. Step 1) Go to the nearest liquor store. Step 2) Buy two bottles of Patron Reposado and two bottles of Cabo Wabo tequila. Step 3) Go to a UPS store. Step 4) Mail one bottle each to myself and Pop Step 5) Go on the Atkins diet. The first four steps are the important ones. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #30 January 5, 2005 Dont know if it helps, but everyone that knows me can testify, I was 220 lb and in less than 2 months I went to 165. Nope no drugs were involved and actually I drank a lot of beer. How I did it, first I do have the ability to gain weight once or twice a year without noticing so I have to do it again then. The rules are: Rule #1 NO FAST FOOD no matter what, fried food either.. Rule #2 Cereal for breakfast, or oatmeal ect, just nothing fried, I guess you could do poached egg whites on toast without butter, but no fried eggs, bacon ect, except one day a week then whatever you can eat, I went big with a grand slam slugger. Rule #3 and I think the most important dont eat after 5:30Pm, the late night after a night out meals are the worse. But I ate a normal dinner I ate normal food but if I diddn't eat by then I went hungry, after a few days of that you dont even want dinner and have to force yourself to eat, which I reccomend. If I diddn't eat by then I drank more beer to compensate, which only made you pee more. For luch I ate soup/Chili, Ravioli, nothing really special or diet, I diddn't eat nothing really healthy I just cut out Bk ect. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #31 January 5, 2005 QuoteI need some relatively safe suggestions for a quick weight loss. And I have to lose it by Feb. 4'th You're head weighs about 10lbs...you could cut that off...or maybe your right leg below the knee. Or you can do other serious damage to your body trying to loose weight fast. Clean up your diet and get excersizing. You'll loose what you can loose.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #32 January 5, 2005 Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- lots and lots of cocaine. but that'll get pretty expensive. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, probably so. If I had that sort of money laying around to "blow," I'd just go get liposuction. Try Crack, its much cheaper and guaranteed results, you'll even lose some teeth weight. seriously, cardio, weight training and EATING ALL DAY LONG will help increase your metabolism. Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #33 January 5, 2005 Speed kills. It makes you thin too... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,489 #34 January 5, 2005 Days 1 - 5 1. Fast for 5 days 2. Take a half a laxative the first three nights 3. Minimum three quarts of water per day 4. No Acohol. Walk 2 miles every evening Days 5 - 10 1. 8 oz vegetable juice at lunch 2. 8 oz of fruit juice in the evenings 3. Minimum three quarts of water per day 4. No alcohol. Walk 2 miles every evening Days 10 - 15 1. salad for lunch 2. 8 oz of fruit juice in the evenings 3. Minimum three quarts of water per day 4. Multi-vitamins and a B supplement 5. No Alcohol. Walk 2 miles every evening Days 15 - 20 1, 6" Sandwich for lunch 2. Salad for dinner 3. Minimum three quarts of water per day 4. Multi-vitamins and a B supplement 5. No Alcohol Walk 2 miles every evening Days 20-25 1, 6" Sandwich for lunch 2. Healthy Choice for dinner 3. Minimum three quarts of water per day 4. Multi-vitamins and a B supplement 5. No Alcohol Walk 2 miles every evening If you start feeling weak, lite-headed or overly aggressive at any point after day 5 (fast) 3 ounces of good quality meat at 3:00 in the afternoon. Real juices, not that canned or bottled stuff filled with sugar water - like real Apple Juice, real orange juice., etc. Requires discipline. If people ask you to go eat with them, don't tell them you're on a diet, tell them you aren't hungry.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #35 January 5, 2005 Sounds like you need my Patented "Sex and Fruit" diet plan. Real Simple and guaranteed to work: 1. Morning Sex (Gotta get the day started off right!!) 2. For Breakfast, Fruit Only. 3. Try to slip away for a Nooner if at all possible. 4. For Lunch, Again just Fruit. 5. For Dinner, eat a Reasonable Healthy Meal. 6. Sex atleast twice before bed time. Not only will this Diet shed those unwanted pounds but is guaranteed to make you feel better too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #36 January 5, 2005 Whew! I dropped at least ten pounds just reading your plan. *********************** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #37 January 5, 2005 I have had a pint of whatever soup my company's cafeteria offers for lunch every day for the past year. It works for me. My weight has stayed right around 160 lbs, and I'm 5'-6" tall. Only thing I could do better at is breakfast, which usually consists of a Rice Krispies bar and a Mountain Dew... Dinners are usually consumed by 6 pm..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #38 January 5, 2005 QuoteDays 1 - 5 4. No Acohol. Days 5 - 10 4. No alcohol. Days 10 - 15 5. No Alcohol. Days 15 - 20 5. No Alcohol Days 20-25 5. No Alcohol Anyone else see the problem with this diet? Looks like a pretty severe "shock diet", but I bet you could lose some fast weight on it. Not as bad as it looks, because you're taking in a fair amount of sugars from the fruit juice.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #39 January 5, 2005 Yeah I do. She has to SKYDIVE, right??? How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #40 January 5, 2005 Egg-zackly!! How can ya jump w/o the occasional beer? Or several beers... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
