PDA - Public Display of Anger

[kinney29 0]

While getting my morning OJ and Donut at a local Gas Station this morning, I see someone walk out go to the car next to mine and open his door right into mine. I run out after him just in time to see him peel out while I'm yelling obsinities in his direction. Then I relized that about 30 people are just staring at me and most of them have no idea what happened. It was kind of embarassing but I was too upset about the scratch on my car to care right then.

[boinky 0]

I feel your pain.

A while back, I bought a new car. I used to try taking up 2 parking spaces, but folks would squeeze in next to me, just out of spite. Of course they beat the hell out of my doors.

Then I tried parking WAY out, but damned if they didn't follow me there, too.

Just buy yourself a good tube of touch-up paint. Make sure you get exactly the manufacturer kind from a dealer with a parts department. They can get you the exact shade. My color was called Midnight Canyon red. You can't buy that in Pep Boys, you know.

Oh, and about the people who were staring at you? F U _ _ them. Ten to one, they'll never see you again.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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[JohnMitchell 16]

I bet they put your yelling and his burn out together and figured he'd done some kind of a$$hat move. Hope you didn't scorch too many ears too badly, especially little kids' ears.

It's just life in the big city that makes us all pissed way off at one time or another. People can be such inconsiderate jerks sometimes. My wife's brand new car got some nice parking lot rash from an old beater truck pulling out too close. No note, no sorry, just split.

[Remster 30]

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I used to try taking up 2 parking spaces,

And you wonder why people banged on your doors...

Remster

[boinky 0]

I've got something you can bang on Remster.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[sunshine 2]

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I used to try taking up 2 parking spaces,
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And you wonder why people banged on your doors...

Hehe, i used to make a shopping cart circle around cars that did that.

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[mr2mk1g 10]

I made use of a beach car park at a local seaside destination one time and came back to find some the kids belonging to the car parked next to mine had built a sand castle against the side of my car up into the side air intake for the engine.

I couldn't believe that a parent could just let her kids build a sandcastle up against someone’s car - never mind the fact that they'd filled my air intake with sand and starting my car now would result in irreversible damage to the engine.

So there I am on a beach screaming at a woman as she hurriedly starts her car engine and drives away. I gave the windscreen a good thump as she pulled out too. Fucking moron. Just like you, people stood looking wondering what the hell had happened to make me so furious.

I then had to spend 20 minutes digging my car out and back flushing the air intake with water to get as much sand out as possible. It’s just beyond belief that people can be so fucking stupid.

[SkymonkeyONE 4]

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I used to try taking up 2 parking spaces,

And you wonder why people banged on your doors...

No shit.

[EdC 0]

It wasn't a yellow Lotus in Ohio was it? A friend of mine had a piece of shit '74 Impala that he would park beside every nice car he could find even if he had to walk a mile to get to the store. He would park as close as possible to the drivers side door of the nice car and they would have to crawl through the passenger side to get in. It was funny to watch.

Big Ed

[livendive 8]

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A while back, I bought a new car. I used to try taking up 2 parking spaces, but folks would squeeze in next to me, just out of spite. Of course they beat the hell out of my doors.

Then I tried parking WAY out, but damned if they didn't follow me there, too.

Just buy yourself a good tube of touch-up paint. Make sure you get exactly the manufacturer kind from a dealer with a parts department. They can get you the exact shade. My color was called Midnight Canyon red. You can't buy that in Pep Boys, you know.

I offer a service that is much more user-friendly than touch-up paint. When you buy a new car, give me a call. For the low, low price of a beer or two, I will walk up to your car and give it a good solid kick. It'll only hurt you for a second, and will prevent all that stress you'll otherwise experience.

Blues,
Dave

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