AnotherGoodin 0 #1 January 7, 2005 Alright whatcha got? I just used my last one today.If life gives you lemons then make lemonade, if not then go thirsty and keep on truckin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 January 7, 2005 If you've used up all your sick days, just call in dead Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnotherGoodin 0 #3 January 7, 2005 after last night i feel like itIf life gives you lemons then make lemonade, if not then go thirsty and keep on truckin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 January 7, 2005 That's why I don't get knee-walkin, commode-huggin drunk anymore... hangovers that last for 3 days are NOT fun!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnotherGoodin 0 #5 January 7, 2005 I hadn't been like that in forever... But Im only 19 I have plenty of time to realize that its probably not a good idea to get like that when u have to work the next day.If life gives you lemons then make lemonade, if not then go thirsty and keep on truckin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 January 7, 2005 According to Jeff Foxworthy Explosive Diarrhea is always a winner. QuoteSometimes you don't even have to lie: "Hello boss, I can't come into work today because I can't find my clothes. Yeah, I know there in my closet, but I can't find my house either." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #7 January 7, 2005 Anal Glaucoma - I just don't see my ass going to work today. Edited because I can't spell. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrissay 0 #8 January 7, 2005 I had a co-worker call in once because there was a squirrel in her house...she 'had to stay home to wait for the animal control people' She was the master at calling in, she would lay the groundwork like 2 days before calling in sick. She also called in once because her friends Uncles, brothers, 2nd cousin or something rediculous like that died. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 January 7, 2005 It's real easy to quote a comedian. But we need ACTUAL excuses you've used, or a co-worker has used. A few of my closest freinds know the bestest excuse i ever used. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #10 January 7, 2005 QuoteAnal Glaucoma - I just don't see my ass going to work today. Edited because I can't spell. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I need to get my computer a bib....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #11 January 7, 2005 Let's see, I've used some good ones... obviously before wanting a sick day off, i also plan in advance and make myself get sicker and sicker. I've used: getting into a car accident (damage to the underside of the car), just make details up then to go along with that, you have to take your car to the mechanic, and they end up keeping the car all day long I've made up that I had doctor appointments (i told my boss, i had to get my femur reexamined going to CCS for 4th of july) Car problems (won't start, engine light is on) family emergency (if you can act, just look all concerned and worried, no one asks you what's up) bee sting (did that this summer, turns out i'm slightly allergic) pretty much anything works! CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #12 January 7, 2005 QuoteIf you've used up all your sick days, just call in dead Holy shit I just spit coffee on my screen! Funny, funny!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #13 January 7, 2005 QuoteIf you've used up all your sick days, just call in dead Yeah, I can see that one working. "Um, I can't come in today...you see...I kinda died last night....but don't worry....I'll be back tomorrow...some kinda new treatment to fix the problem." Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #14 January 7, 2005 I just call in scared. I'm afraid I just won't make it to work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 January 7, 2005 Just tell 'em you got reincarnated by the local voudun (or however that's spelled) Nice avatar, btw! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 January 7, 2005 QuoteAlright whatcha got? I just used my last one today. I have an appointment with DR. S. Otter 182206 Kingair Landing Caravan, I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 January 7, 2005 The sight of "someone's" B-tits has emotionaly scarred me and i need some time alone. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnotherGoodin 0 #18 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteAlright whatcha got? I just used my last one today. I have an appointment with DR. S. Otter 182206 Kingair Landing Caravan, ---------------------- Owww this is my favorite... now if u add Casa in there then Im sold! These are some of the funniest excuses I have ever hear... IALMAO HAHAHAHAHA If life gives you lemons then make lemonade, if not then go thirsty and keep on truckin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
