SpeedRacer 1 #1 April 12, 2001 I am a molecular biologist at a biotech company. Recently we had someone give a seminar showing the gene expression profiles of different tissues.I swear I'm not making this up:It turns out that the particular genes used by the prostate, testicles, and penis are almost exactly the same as the genes used by the brain!HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!This proves one of two things:1) Either we finally understand where men's brains are really located, or2) "It" really DOES have a mind of its own!!I, for one, have noticed that mine often wakes up before I do.So what does this have to do with skydiving? Well, psychological profiles of skydivers have shown that we tend to have above average intelligence. And since we skydive, we also have more BALLS!! So now we can finally understand the connection.Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #2 April 12, 2001 I knew it!!! Im no molecular biologist mind you, but I kenw it!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 April 12, 2001 Wow! I'm just sitting here thinking... that explains SO much!And, Speedracer, I just want to add, that even though I was an A/B student in college, I was estatic to be able to pass Biology 101 with a D, graded on the curve. I'm in awe of you, man. You're a brainiac!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JumpingKayAus 0 #4 April 12, 2001 I think that we should challenge those 'brains' to a decathalon! You with me girls?Easy Exits~JumpingKayAus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallnAngel 0 #5 April 13, 2001 Quote It turns out that the particular genes used by the prostate, testicles, and penis are almost exactly the same as the genes used by the brain!hmmmm....could this be the "truth" that rodeochic was referring to!!? blues,Karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Head 0 #6 April 13, 2001 Hell yeah girl!! I'm with ya!Head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dirtsucks 0 #7 April 13, 2001 So, my underwear problems and supreme intelligence really ARE related. I’ve always suspected… While this answers some questions, it raises many more. Excuse me, I have some more research to tend to, along with some more rum & cokes.Josh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cacophony 0 #8 April 13, 2001 Hahaha!!! That is the funniest thing ever. It all makes sense now. I suspect that to be the case but I had no proof. You finally solved the ultimate riddle of my life! J/K. Thats cool though.Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pammi 0 #9 April 13, 2001 I'm with ya JKA!Pammi"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live." -Joan Borysenko Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fruce 0 #10 April 13, 2001 Alright, Mr Biology, before this thread gets out of hand (no reference to your morning woodie), let me straighten some things out for ya….Men, that’s us , we only have one brain and it’s not on top of our shoulders……. Understand?Chics know that is a fact….period. They know that we only think with our peckers…….. and they are absolutely right! See, that’s how they behave toward us……… they try to get Mr. Happy to like them. Get it? That’s how they dress, walk, talk, act………. Are you starting to understand?Look, if ya tell them the truth, that we have two brains, they are gonna realize that we are smarter than they are…….OK? Don’t fu*k this up for us dude, we got a good thing going here………. If this gets out they are gonna expect us to act like them…….. this is serious ok? Sh*t can you imagine, having to explain your feelings for hours and hours………… geez………. Keep it simple………… it’s the natural way. frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pammi 0 #11 April 13, 2001 Fruce you crack me up! When are you going to let us see a 'real' picture of you or are you trying to be mysterious and make us look for it like our fearless leader, Sangiro?Getting a little 'drunked'...been a long time since I wasn't getting up early to work or skydive!Pammi"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live." -Joan Borysenko Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fruce 0 #12 April 13, 2001 Pammi....... well, well, yet another. You and skymama are now a tag team....... frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dirtsucks 0 #13 April 13, 2001 All right, god damn it. Since I’ve had enough rum & cokes to not give a shit about what anybody else on this planet thinks, I’m just going to say it. For all the ladies out there, men, in general, are total pigs. They really are. But not all of them. Little Josh always feels free about expressing his opinions, especially in the morning, god I hate having to wait 10 minutes to take a piss, but I for one don’t put those opinions above those of my brain. I love expressing my feelings, god damn it, and any of the guys out there who wants to kick my ass for saying that, I say bring it on!! (as I exercise my god given talent at running like a son of a bitch!!) And now I’m so damn wasted that I don’t even know what my original point was!! What do you think of that, huh?!?! HUH!?! One really cool thing is my ability to predict the future. I predict that I’ll wake up tomorrow, log on the forum, read my post, and think, damn it! damn it! damn it! Made an ass of myself again!! “You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away, know when to run.”Thank you God for your gracious gift of alcohol - Josh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Iflyme 0 #14 April 13, 2001 Quote. For all the ladies out there, men, in general, are total pigs. They really are. Finally the cat is out of the bag... men ARE pigs! Ain't it great, boys?!! Let's wallow in depravity, alcoholitis, and cop-a-feel. I'm a pig and proud of it!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fruce 0 #15 April 13, 2001 Josh.......... don't you worry your little head. See, there are some boys who are a little more in touch with their …..ummm, feminine side. So it’s ok to express your feelings…….really. (he,he,he……… just fu*k’n with ya…… in the morning, you’ll wake a girl and everything will be ok, seriously)frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites miked10270 0 #16 April 13, 2001 The one I always laughed at was that:The "centre of thought processes & consciousness in the female is located towards the back of the brain, while in the male it is located further forward... and about 3 feet down!Or...Testicular cancer is on the increase... Men should feel & examine their testicles every 6 months... Then again their natural inclination is to do it every 6 minutes!Mike D10270. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazerq3 0 #17 April 13, 2001 YUP !!!! men are pigs........(its just to bad we own everything) O MY GOD I"M J/K!!!!!!! no flamin please Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkySlut 0 #18 April 13, 2001 And I always thought chicks dug me for my intelligence!!!-Slut"I'll jump anything!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Divadiver 0 #19 April 13, 2001 Josh:(Tires screeching, rubber burning) Let's put the breaks on right here and now!!! Your opinion is your opinion and you have every right to express it (drunk or not). But, do me a favor will you, when you speak, try and not speak "for all the ladies out there"! I personally take offense to this because I am a woman, and you are in no way doing me any favors by male bashing (i.e. men are pigs). I don't tolerate this shit from women and even though this may have been stated in fun, I don't appreciate your thoughtful gesture of including me in that group!There, how did I do Josh?Divadiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cacophony 0 #20 April 13, 2001 Thanks divadiver! Not all men are like that. I know of a couple who would never take advantage of a girl even if they were given the chance. I happen to be one of those people. I agree that there are a whole lot of guys who ruin the image for the rest of us. The problem is that many girls look for guys with those bad qualities whether they know it or not. Then when the guy shows those qualities once he knows that he has the girl she starts whining and complaining and then filing law suits for rape and sexual harrassment. In my opinion, a lot of girls out there need to learn a few things when it comes to deciding on what they want. If you want a guy to be nice to you then look for the nice guys, not the bad boys who have had a whole lot of girlfriends because there must be a reason why they can't hang on to a girl, so don't think that you are gonna be any different. Its the same thing with those women activist people. They want equal rights but aren't ready to put up with equal responsibility. Don't get me wrong, I certainly know that there are a whole lot of women out there who aren't like this at all, but there sure as hell is a lot that are. Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #21 April 13, 2001 QuoteSee, there are some boys who are a little more in touch with their …..ummm, feminine side. If I ever DID get in touch with my feminine side, I'd probably never leave the house!"Hey Speed, ya wanna go bowling?""NO!! Leave me alone dammit!! I'm busy getting in touch with my FEMININE SIDE!!" (pant, pant!!)Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fruce 0 #22 April 13, 2001 SpeedRacer......... I believe what you are referring to is commonly called "The duality of Man"........ anyway.....Bowling?...wuz up wit that?frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Greg 0 #23 April 13, 2001 I got a mans brain, and it hurts like hell......the last thing I remember about last night was someone handing me a bottle of chilled southern comfort.....after all the beer.....OMG!!! OUCH!!Not sure what that has to do with my penis......it feels great....hey man, it feels reeal good....mmmmm...damn, Ill be right backGreg A-37958 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ramon 0 #24 April 13, 2001 hmmmBut skydivers that pound into the ground under a good canopy intentionally trying to hook it with out enough experience.Big balls or....wait...a contradiction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #25 April 13, 2001 Hey ramon, maybe it's an example of a conflict between two minds in the same body, with the more powerful mind winning.Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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JumpingKayAus 0 #4 April 12, 2001 I think that we should challenge those 'brains' to a decathalon! You with me girls?Easy Exits~JumpingKayAus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallnAngel 0 #5 April 13, 2001 Quote It turns out that the particular genes used by the prostate, testicles, and penis are almost exactly the same as the genes used by the brain!hmmmm....could this be the "truth" that rodeochic was referring to!!? blues,Karen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Head 0 #6 April 13, 2001 Hell yeah girl!! I'm with ya!Head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtsucks 0 #7 April 13, 2001 So, my underwear problems and supreme intelligence really ARE related. I’ve always suspected… While this answers some questions, it raises many more. Excuse me, I have some more research to tend to, along with some more rum & cokes.Josh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #8 April 13, 2001 Hahaha!!! That is the funniest thing ever. It all makes sense now. I suspect that to be the case but I had no proof. You finally solved the ultimate riddle of my life! J/K. Thats cool though.Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #9 April 13, 2001 I'm with ya JKA!Pammi"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live." -Joan Borysenko Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fruce 0 #10 April 13, 2001 Alright, Mr Biology, before this thread gets out of hand (no reference to your morning woodie), let me straighten some things out for ya….Men, that’s us , we only have one brain and it’s not on top of our shoulders……. Understand?Chics know that is a fact….period. They know that we only think with our peckers…….. and they are absolutely right! See, that’s how they behave toward us……… they try to get Mr. Happy to like them. Get it? That’s how they dress, walk, talk, act………. Are you starting to understand?Look, if ya tell them the truth, that we have two brains, they are gonna realize that we are smarter than they are…….OK? Don’t fu*k this up for us dude, we got a good thing going here………. If this gets out they are gonna expect us to act like them…….. this is serious ok? Sh*t can you imagine, having to explain your feelings for hours and hours………… geez………. Keep it simple………… it’s the natural way. frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #11 April 13, 2001 Fruce you crack me up! When are you going to let us see a 'real' picture of you or are you trying to be mysterious and make us look for it like our fearless leader, Sangiro?Getting a little 'drunked'...been a long time since I wasn't getting up early to work or skydive!Pammi"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live." -Joan Borysenko Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fruce 0 #12 April 13, 2001 Pammi....... well, well, yet another. You and skymama are now a tag team....... frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtsucks 0 #13 April 13, 2001 All right, god damn it. Since I’ve had enough rum & cokes to not give a shit about what anybody else on this planet thinks, I’m just going to say it. For all the ladies out there, men, in general, are total pigs. They really are. But not all of them. Little Josh always feels free about expressing his opinions, especially in the morning, god I hate having to wait 10 minutes to take a piss, but I for one don’t put those opinions above those of my brain. I love expressing my feelings, god damn it, and any of the guys out there who wants to kick my ass for saying that, I say bring it on!! (as I exercise my god given talent at running like a son of a bitch!!) And now I’m so damn wasted that I don’t even know what my original point was!! What do you think of that, huh?!?! HUH!?! One really cool thing is my ability to predict the future. I predict that I’ll wake up tomorrow, log on the forum, read my post, and think, damn it! damn it! damn it! Made an ass of myself again!! “You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away, know when to run.”Thank you God for your gracious gift of alcohol - Josh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #14 April 13, 2001 Quote. For all the ladies out there, men, in general, are total pigs. They really are. Finally the cat is out of the bag... men ARE pigs! Ain't it great, boys?!! Let's wallow in depravity, alcoholitis, and cop-a-feel. I'm a pig and proud of it!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fruce 0 #15 April 13, 2001 Josh.......... don't you worry your little head. See, there are some boys who are a little more in touch with their …..ummm, feminine side. So it’s ok to express your feelings…….really. (he,he,he……… just fu*k’n with ya…… in the morning, you’ll wake a girl and everything will be ok, seriously)frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #16 April 13, 2001 The one I always laughed at was that:The "centre of thought processes & consciousness in the female is located towards the back of the brain, while in the male it is located further forward... and about 3 feet down!Or...Testicular cancer is on the increase... Men should feel & examine their testicles every 6 months... Then again their natural inclination is to do it every 6 minutes!Mike D10270. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #17 April 13, 2001 YUP !!!! men are pigs........(its just to bad we own everything) O MY GOD I"M J/K!!!!!!! no flamin please Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkySlut 0 #18 April 13, 2001 And I always thought chicks dug me for my intelligence!!!-Slut"I'll jump anything!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Divadiver 0 #19 April 13, 2001 Josh:(Tires screeching, rubber burning) Let's put the breaks on right here and now!!! Your opinion is your opinion and you have every right to express it (drunk or not). But, do me a favor will you, when you speak, try and not speak "for all the ladies out there"! I personally take offense to this because I am a woman, and you are in no way doing me any favors by male bashing (i.e. men are pigs). I don't tolerate this shit from women and even though this may have been stated in fun, I don't appreciate your thoughtful gesture of including me in that group!There, how did I do Josh?Divadiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cacophony 0 #20 April 13, 2001 Thanks divadiver! Not all men are like that. I know of a couple who would never take advantage of a girl even if they were given the chance. I happen to be one of those people. I agree that there are a whole lot of guys who ruin the image for the rest of us. The problem is that many girls look for guys with those bad qualities whether they know it or not. Then when the guy shows those qualities once he knows that he has the girl she starts whining and complaining and then filing law suits for rape and sexual harrassment. In my opinion, a lot of girls out there need to learn a few things when it comes to deciding on what they want. If you want a guy to be nice to you then look for the nice guys, not the bad boys who have had a whole lot of girlfriends because there must be a reason why they can't hang on to a girl, so don't think that you are gonna be any different. Its the same thing with those women activist people. They want equal rights but aren't ready to put up with equal responsibility. Don't get me wrong, I certainly know that there are a whole lot of women out there who aren't like this at all, but there sure as hell is a lot that are. Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #21 April 13, 2001 QuoteSee, there are some boys who are a little more in touch with their …..ummm, feminine side. If I ever DID get in touch with my feminine side, I'd probably never leave the house!"Hey Speed, ya wanna go bowling?""NO!! Leave me alone dammit!! I'm busy getting in touch with my FEMININE SIDE!!" (pant, pant!!)Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fruce 0 #22 April 13, 2001 SpeedRacer......... I believe what you are referring to is commonly called "The duality of Man"........ anyway.....Bowling?...wuz up wit that?frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Greg 0 #23 April 13, 2001 I got a mans brain, and it hurts like hell......the last thing I remember about last night was someone handing me a bottle of chilled southern comfort.....after all the beer.....OMG!!! OUCH!!Not sure what that has to do with my penis......it feels great....hey man, it feels reeal good....mmmmm...damn, Ill be right backGreg A-37958 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ramon 0 #24 April 13, 2001 hmmmBut skydivers that pound into the ground under a good canopy intentionally trying to hook it with out enough experience.Big balls or....wait...a contradiction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #25 April 13, 2001 Hey ramon, maybe it's an example of a conflict between two minds in the same body, with the more powerful mind winning.Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SkySlut 0 #18 April 13, 2001 And I always thought chicks dug me for my intelligence!!!-Slut"I'll jump anything!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #19 April 13, 2001 Josh:(Tires screeching, rubber burning) Let's put the breaks on right here and now!!! Your opinion is your opinion and you have every right to express it (drunk or not). But, do me a favor will you, when you speak, try and not speak "for all the ladies out there"! I personally take offense to this because I am a woman, and you are in no way doing me any favors by male bashing (i.e. men are pigs). I don't tolerate this shit from women and even though this may have been stated in fun, I don't appreciate your thoughtful gesture of including me in that group!There, how did I do Josh?Divadiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cacophony 0 #20 April 13, 2001 Thanks divadiver! Not all men are like that. I know of a couple who would never take advantage of a girl even if they were given the chance. I happen to be one of those people. I agree that there are a whole lot of guys who ruin the image for the rest of us. The problem is that many girls look for guys with those bad qualities whether they know it or not. Then when the guy shows those qualities once he knows that he has the girl she starts whining and complaining and then filing law suits for rape and sexual harrassment. In my opinion, a lot of girls out there need to learn a few things when it comes to deciding on what they want. If you want a guy to be nice to you then look for the nice guys, not the bad boys who have had a whole lot of girlfriends because there must be a reason why they can't hang on to a girl, so don't think that you are gonna be any different. Its the same thing with those women activist people. They want equal rights but aren't ready to put up with equal responsibility. Don't get me wrong, I certainly know that there are a whole lot of women out there who aren't like this at all, but there sure as hell is a lot that are. Safe landings,Alex D-23912 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #21 April 13, 2001 QuoteSee, there are some boys who are a little more in touch with their …..ummm, feminine side. If I ever DID get in touch with my feminine side, I'd probably never leave the house!"Hey Speed, ya wanna go bowling?""NO!! Leave me alone dammit!! I'm busy getting in touch with my FEMININE SIDE!!" (pant, pant!!)Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fruce 0 #22 April 13, 2001 SpeedRacer......... I believe what you are referring to is commonly called "The duality of Man"........ anyway.....Bowling?...wuz up wit that?frucehttp://www.fruce.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg 0 #23 April 13, 2001 I got a mans brain, and it hurts like hell......the last thing I remember about last night was someone handing me a bottle of chilled southern comfort.....after all the beer.....OMG!!! OUCH!!Not sure what that has to do with my penis......it feels great....hey man, it feels reeal good....mmmmm...damn, Ill be right backGreg A-37958 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramon 0 #24 April 13, 2001 hmmmBut skydivers that pound into the ground under a good canopy intentionally trying to hook it with out enough experience.Big balls or....wait...a contradiction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #25 April 13, 2001 Hey ramon, maybe it's an example of a conflict between two minds in the same body, with the more powerful mind winning.Speed Racer"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
