ccowden 0 #1 January 7, 2005 Ok, here is the situation. I have encountered this on numerous occasions and have still to figure out which I prefer. I have discussed it wih many people and never come to a clear cut answer. It comes down to preference. So, I was curious what the majority would say on here. Look at the picture of the bathroom layout. It is a strange layout for a bathroom, but I have seen it many times. The space between the urinals and the wall at your back is not very large. Just enough for someone to use a urinal and another person to squeeze by. I have even see people just wait because they didn't want to squeeze by. Here is the question: If you are the first guy into the bathroom and neither urinal is occupied, do you take the first one or go past it to the second one? The problem arrises when a second guy enters while you are still at your urinal of choice. If you take the first one, he then has to squeeze behind you while you are peeing. Kinda awkward. If you take the second, you will most likely finish first and then have to be the squeezer. Also awkward. Or you can pretend you are not finished and wait it out. Awkward, and you take the chance of another "fresh" pee coming through the door. There are a few different scenerios and choices you can make when you think it over. What would you do? Sometimes the "wait it out and not squeeze by" choice is not an option at a bar when you really gotta go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 January 7, 2005 If both are empty, take the first urinal. If the first is occupied, take a stall. Never get squeezed or be the squeezer. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #3 January 7, 2005 Hmmm... a worthy dilemma. I once had to use a toilet similar to that in France. I was visiting the Mont St Michelle and was half way up the mount when I made the mistake of stopping for a piss break. There was a section of guttering attached to an exterior wall into which men lined up and peed. To our rear was a wall about waist height and above the roof over hung a little. Beyond the facility was open to the elements. To our left there was a door through which women could enter the stalls designated for their use. The main problem was that they had to walk between the men using the urinal and the small waist height wall in order to access the door to the ladies conveniences. So basically imagine your predicament but with women walking behind you as you attempt to relive yourself in this tourist hell hole. I don't go to France any more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #4 January 7, 2005 The stall is always a good call. But just for the sake of discussion, what if Big Larry is in the stall and you gotta go now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #5 January 7, 2005 Try this out... www.funlol.com/funpages/choosingaurinal.html Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 January 7, 2005 Quote The stall is always a good call. But just for the sake of discussion, what if Big Larry is in the stall and you gotta go now? Piss in the sink. It won't kill ya. You can even check your teeth while pissing.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #7 January 7, 2005 Here's a setup i saw in england. they had stalls on one side, and on the other branching two walls they had this one HUGE urinal that just contantly ran. I wish i had a picture so you could understand. I wouldn't worry too much.. as long as i have a place to do what i need to do it's all goood. and if guys are too messed up on like standing by another guy at the urinal then tough shit. be a man, take a piss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 January 7, 2005 If I'm the first guy, I'm taking the 1st one and standing well back from it so nobody tries to squeeze by me. If I'm second I'm using a stall. My pet peeve when there's 3 urinals, all available, and the guy in front of me picks the middle one. The Bastard! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vstar2001 0 #9 January 7, 2005 all depends on the location. If its a bar, I use the ladies room... think about it, where else in a bar will the women outnumber the men. Sure some get pissed off, but the ones that are amused........... SCORE!!!I just am................ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #10 January 7, 2005 Oh Chris...I opened your attachment and laughed because of what the picture looked like to me. I doodled on your original drawing, then read your post and laughed some more at my doodle. (See my attachment.) (P.S. I'm not a guy, so I have no idea what goe on in the men's room, nor do I particularly want to know. [Sorry! ] Good luck figuring out the proper "protocol"!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #11 January 7, 2005 Yeah, I have seen this type before too. Sometimes in arenas they have this type. Not mauch any more, but some of the oldest arenas. The Igloo in Pittsburgh has a similar setup. I don't have any problem standing next to another guy and pissing. It is the brushing up against or being brushed up against I don't care for. So, are you a looker or a non-looker? A one-hander, two-hander, or no-hander? I personally am a two-handed looker. Pretty common. The most uncommon is the no-handed non-looking leaner. This is the guy who looks all around, puts his hands on the wall and leans there. Freaks me out when I see it, but it is like seeing an endangered species. You just want to stare in disbelief. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #12 January 7, 2005 you could always tape a trash bag over one urinal so it appears out of order making it in effect a 'one-holer' JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #13 January 7, 2005 Nice doodle job there Rosa! BTW- I would sqeeze by you any day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #14 January 7, 2005 I have been reading this thread and laughing so hard. I had no idea going to the bathroom was so difficult and complicated for men! one handed, two handed, no handed, looker, non looker, brusher, non brusher, stall user, urinal user...good grief! *edit for spelling Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #15 January 7, 2005 Just stand there, then when the person notices you looking, say "Nice shoes..." They'll leave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #16 January 7, 2005 QuoteNice doodle job there Rosa! BTW- I would sqeeze by you any day! Thank you, Chris, but that would be kind-of scary because I would be using the stall! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #17 January 7, 2005 It's probably not complicated at all. I just have a tendancy to over-analyze things. But the one-handed, two-handed, no-handed, looker, non-looker thing is a fact. All men are typed into one of these categories. It is part of your identity. Some just choose to be identified a little more by it than others. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Dougiefresh 0 #18 January 7, 2005 VSG- With that setup, you gotta piss in the guy's ear. That's no fun for either party. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #19 January 7, 2005 Quotelooker, non-looker thing is a fact. I'm still amazed. I thought I was being sneaky just checking out the shoes in the stall next to mine! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #20 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteNice doodle job there Rosa! BTW- I would sqeeze by you any day! Thank you, Chris, but that would be kind-of scary because I would be using the stall! Scary, maybe. But I would still give it a go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #21 January 7, 2005 The stalls in the Bent Prop are pretty big. Plenty of room for lotsa people in there. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #22 January 7, 2005 Quoteone handed, two handed, no handed, looker, non looker, brusher, non brusher, stall user, urinal user...good grief! *edit for spelling don't forget the shakers, the sighers, the talkers, the players.... I hate it when somebody wants to talk about the weather or sports whilst relieving ones self. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #23 January 7, 2005 Quoteone handed, two handed, no handed, looker, non looker, brusher, non brusher, stall user, urinal user...good grief! Quotedon't forget the shakers, the sighers, the talkers, the players.... I never thought I would be so happy to be a girl! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #24 January 7, 2005 Believe me, if girls had to pee right next to each other in plain view of one another, there would be triple the amount of these types of things to talk about! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #25 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuote The stall is always a good call. But just for the sake of discussion, what if Big Larry is in the stall and you gotta go now? Piss in the sink. It won't kill ya. You can even check your teeth while pissing. FUCK that - just walk outside - it was you that I heard first use the expression - "You are a guy - the world is your urinal"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ccowden 0 #11 January 7, 2005 Yeah, I have seen this type before too. Sometimes in arenas they have this type. Not mauch any more, but some of the oldest arenas. The Igloo in Pittsburgh has a similar setup. I don't have any problem standing next to another guy and pissing. It is the brushing up against or being brushed up against I don't care for. So, are you a looker or a non-looker? A one-hander, two-hander, or no-hander? I personally am a two-handed looker. Pretty common. The most uncommon is the no-handed non-looking leaner. This is the guy who looks all around, puts his hands on the wall and leans there. Freaks me out when I see it, but it is like seeing an endangered species. You just want to stare in disbelief. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #12 January 7, 2005 you could always tape a trash bag over one urinal so it appears out of order making it in effect a 'one-holer' JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #13 January 7, 2005 Nice doodle job there Rosa! BTW- I would sqeeze by you any day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #14 January 7, 2005 I have been reading this thread and laughing so hard. I had no idea going to the bathroom was so difficult and complicated for men! one handed, two handed, no handed, looker, non looker, brusher, non brusher, stall user, urinal user...good grief! *edit for spelling Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 January 7, 2005 Just stand there, then when the person notices you looking, say "Nice shoes..." They'll leave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #16 January 7, 2005 QuoteNice doodle job there Rosa! BTW- I would sqeeze by you any day! Thank you, Chris, but that would be kind-of scary because I would be using the stall! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #17 January 7, 2005 It's probably not complicated at all. I just have a tendancy to over-analyze things. But the one-handed, two-handed, no-handed, looker, non-looker thing is a fact. All men are typed into one of these categories. It is part of your identity. Some just choose to be identified a little more by it than others. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #18 January 7, 2005 VSG- With that setup, you gotta piss in the guy's ear. That's no fun for either party. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #19 January 7, 2005 Quotelooker, non-looker thing is a fact. I'm still amazed. I thought I was being sneaky just checking out the shoes in the stall next to mine! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #20 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteNice doodle job there Rosa! BTW- I would sqeeze by you any day! Thank you, Chris, but that would be kind-of scary because I would be using the stall! Scary, maybe. But I would still give it a go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 January 7, 2005 The stalls in the Bent Prop are pretty big. Plenty of room for lotsa people in there. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #22 January 7, 2005 Quoteone handed, two handed, no handed, looker, non looker, brusher, non brusher, stall user, urinal user...good grief! *edit for spelling don't forget the shakers, the sighers, the talkers, the players.... I hate it when somebody wants to talk about the weather or sports whilst relieving ones self. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #23 January 7, 2005 Quoteone handed, two handed, no handed, looker, non looker, brusher, non brusher, stall user, urinal user...good grief! Quotedon't forget the shakers, the sighers, the talkers, the players.... I never thought I would be so happy to be a girl! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #24 January 7, 2005 Believe me, if girls had to pee right next to each other in plain view of one another, there would be triple the amount of these types of things to talk about! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuote The stall is always a good call. But just for the sake of discussion, what if Big Larry is in the stall and you gotta go now? Piss in the sink. It won't kill ya. You can even check your teeth while pissing. FUCK that - just walk outside - it was you that I heard first use the expression - "You are a guy - the world is your urinal"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
