happythoughts 0 #1 January 9, 2005 Ok, tonight I went to the docks to get on a casino boat. Several people were already on the boat and we were going to meet them. My friend has some friends of the female persuasion that she wants me to meet. Gambling, drinking, and harrassing the fairer sex - a perfect evening for me. They have a security checkpoint. I put my phone and keys in the little dish and stroll through. "BZZZT - step aside sir..." "Is there anything in your pocket, sir?" "Let me check..." Ruh-roh! (an image dawns...) (Since she was driving, I brought all my necessary stuff with me. Cell phone, reading glasses, extra money...and ummm...) I reach into my pocket and pull out a couple of foil packets to the immediate laughter of my friend. "You can go through sir." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ephrin 0 #2 January 9, 2005 So, you got caught at a security checkpoint for condoms? I guess that's embarassing... ______________________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #3 January 9, 2005 QuoteSo, you got caught at a security checkpoint for condoms? I guess that's embarassing... eeeek! *WANING* Potential lawsuit alert!!!! (in the USA anyway....)---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #4 January 9, 2005 ...now THAT shit's funnnnnnay...had BIG PLANS, eh? BUSTED!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 January 9, 2005 Bill, it could only happen to you...... ROTFLMAO, ROTFLMAO, ROTFLMAO, ROTFLMAO, ROTFLMAO, ROTFLMAO, My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #6 January 9, 2005 Did you get to use them in the end? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #7 January 9, 2005 Well...you got away easy compared to this lady that got busted here at work. We were running her bags through the x-ray machine and there was an item in there that looked like a restricted electronic device. She was asked to step to the side to have her bags inspected. Well...yep....it was a dildo! I tried not to laugh my ass off until she had left the building to return the device to her car. Now everytime i see her I have to look the other way to prevent myself from laughing hysterically. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 January 9, 2005 ROFLMAO!! Thanks for sharing!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #9 January 9, 2005 QuoteNow everytime i see her I have to look the other way to prevent myself from laughing hysterically. Awwww.....be nice. She was just trying to bring "good vibes" to the workplace.....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #10 January 9, 2005 QuoteShe was just trying to bring "good vibes" to the workplace..... From the looks of that thing it was gonna be some hella good vibes! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 January 9, 2005 What, she rents it out in the off-hours as a jackhammer or something?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningbugirl 0 #12 January 9, 2005 That is funny! I once went to get gas at a station before a first date with a guy and he didn't see me while he was there checking out to come pick me up at my house. Yep, guess what he was buying! Needless to say I made sure he didn't need them that particular night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #13 January 9, 2005 QuoteDid you get to use them in the end? Well that's one place he might have had the chance to use them! But I've found that if you try to "go there" on a first date the ladies get a little cranky. Elvisio "wrap the whopper" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #14 January 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteDid you get to use them in the end? Well that's one place he might have had the chance to use them! But I've found that if you try to "go there" on a first date the ladies get a little cranky. Some do, some don't... Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 January 9, 2005 Oh Bill... (Well, at you least you practice safe sex. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 January 9, 2005 QuoteNeedless to say I made sure he didn't need them that particular night. What kind of attitude is that? My ex used to call me up and say how she was "thinking of me". I always thought that was very romantic. I just consider it the same way. A guy is going to go out with you later and he is thinking of you earlier during the day. You should be flattered. He sounds like quite the romantic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 January 9, 2005 Quote ...now THAT shit's funnnnnnay...had BIG PLANS, eh? BUSTED!!! Big hopes, maybe. I couldn't get any in a brothel with a credit card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #18 January 10, 2005 Isn't variety great Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #19 January 10, 2005 QuoteIsn't variety great Yes, it is! Why 'ew'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
