WrongWay 0 #1 January 10, 2005 From MSN article of the day http://msn.careerbuilder.com/Custom/MSN/CareerAdvice/458.htm?siteid=cbmsnhp4443&sc_extcmp=JS_wi2_jan05_home1>1=5938&cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=da2a588176fb450f83d69ba80116db7e-158667343-tj-1 I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn't find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit on by a venomous snake. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow. A hitman was looking for me. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. I eloped. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. My cat unplugged my alarm clock. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India. I forgot what day of the week it was. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night. A tree fell on my car. My monkey died. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #2 January 10, 2005 QuoteMy monkey died. that's sad. poor monkey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #3 January 10, 2005 Quote My monkey died. Of spanking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 January 10, 2005 They forgot to list my best excuse ever. ~The condom got stuck in my ass and i need to go to the ER to get it out. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 January 10, 2005 How about: I got a new lightsaber and had to attend a Jedi ceremony __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 January 10, 2005 QuoteThey forgot to list my best excuse ever. ~The condom got stuck in my ass and i need to go to the ER to get it out. Head and shoulders could fix that next time. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 January 10, 2005 Who asked you B tit boy?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 January 10, 2005 QuoteWho asked you B tit boy?? I thought someone did - but then the number wouldn't let my calls go through anymore.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
