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WTF IS THAT THING???!!!

That is the most pathetic little creature! I bet if you held its legs, you could clean the ceiling fan blades with its belly. >:(

Poor thing. :D

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Fleas. I've had to do it before, but it didn't go as smoothly as that picture. More of a heavy rubber glove (elbow length or longer), dunk them quickly while holding onto all the sharp ends, drop them into the towel your unfortunate assistant is holding, attempt to dry for 15 seconds and stand back as they blast out swingin'....


Oh, and it doesn't help that when you have multiple cats to do, if the otheres are near by...... it's amazing how they just disapear......
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OMFG I just climbed back into the chair I was sitting in when I saw that pic. Why would you want to wash a cat?!?!?!



Because persians while very pretty cats when clean and groomed are lazy little bastards and don't groom themselves. So you have to bathe them and brush them. My next cat is going to be some generic short haired breed, no more inbred little freaks for me.

Use frontline, keeps the fleas and ticks away. I only treat my dog, but it keeps everyone in the house flea free.
Fly it like you stole it!

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WTF IS THAT THING???!!!



Damn JP - I know I said "Wash that Thang" - but - DAMN!

That's a UGLY Pussy!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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He looks pissed!! :ph34r:



I get the impression she is all sweaty from sex and someone finished before her - and stopped.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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He looks pissed!! :ph34r:



I get the impression she is all sweaty from sex and someone finished before her - and stopped.



turtle my friend, lemme give you some advice..





GO GET LAID!



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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He looks pissed!! :ph34r:



I get the impression she is all sweaty from sex and someone finished before her - and stopped.



turtle my friend, lemme give you some advice..





GO GET LAID!



I'm trying - quit doing the cock block!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Frenchy's buying the beer if we end up in Venice....


Damn right! There may also be wine and all sorts of yummy thingies involved...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I never saw real anger in the face of an animal till I saw a wet cat.

One of the most pathetic sights, ever.



So when i throw my cat in the shower and turn the water on and watch her try to get out...thats mean?

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I never saw real anger in the face of an animal till I saw a wet cat.

One of the most pathetic sights, ever.



So when i throw my cat in the shower and turn the water on and watch her try to get out...thats mean?



That means that I am thinking the same thing as you;)



What could possibly go wrong?

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It looks like
a wet cat
a hot cat (if you used hot water)
a hairy cat

wait, I need to hit the dueling piano bar!! :o

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
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