Do you ever hear your neighbors having sex?

[lovelife22 0]

He He He, no, but what about hearing your roommate having sex!!??!! I feel a bit grossed out, but definitely happy for him! I know he feels the same about me (he he he!)

[Samurai136 0]

Yeah but it's the normal 5-10 minutes of noise.

I'll hear her making all the typical "oooh,oooooh,ooooooh!" sounds for a few minutes and then he yells out, "Oh GOD I F*&^ING Love You SO MUCH!"
Then total silence.

I figure it's better to hear the sounds of love than the sounds of violence and fighting.

The best part of the story: I always get invited to their holiday parties. I asked the guy if I had my TV turned up to loud. I think they still have no idea.

Once upon a time I had an apartment over the local 'massage' parlor. It was an old building and I always wanted to run a microphone thru the ducts to record all the stuff I heard.

Ken

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[chronistin 0]

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I figure it's better to hear the sounds of love than the sounds of violence and fighting.

What about both?

My direct neighbour (he must have another flat 'cause he's home just 1 or 2 times a week) sometimes brings a woman with him (always the same one). They usually arrive quite drunk, I hear music, some laughing, talking (the wall is just aout 10cm). Then, inevitably, they start to fight. the yelling gets louder, she starts crying, he shouts "ah shut up!", then they throw things at each other (judging from the sounds), sometimes things break (at the worst of times I wonder if they've any dishes left). Then about 10-15 Minutes of silence (first time it happened I was about to call the police) and after that - go figure - every time the uh-ohing of consensual sex.

This goes on in the same way for more than 3 years now, about once or twice a month.

I really don't get it. I'm just glad it doesn't happen more often.



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[turtlespeed 226]

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I figure it's better to hear the sounds of love than the sounds of violence and fighting.

What about both?

Ooooh Kinky!

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[Paige 0]

I'd cheer em on if it wasn't an every night occruance f*ing up my sleeping habits. Good for them, I'm noisy....okay down right loud... so maybe my opinion is bias

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[Floats18 0]

Oh man, the guy who lives above me either has a lot of sex or really loves his right hand because the bed squeaks through the floor EVERY DAY. I've yet to ask if he's got a girlfriend or what but either way he gets a lot of action.

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[TALONSKY 0]

Way back when I had my down stairs neighbor came up and start banging on the door while my girlfriend and I were having sex. Well I open the door and she asked if we could please move into our living room because she was trying to sleep. I really said nothing and just shut the door and went back to having sex. Later she actually started calling complaints in to the appartment manager when my girlfriend and I were having sex.
Kirk

[bobsled92 0]

We only hear the ones with an outside jaccuzzi on their back porch when we are out on ours.
I live in a Development neighborhood.

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[ltdiver 3]

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I've had the people in the apartment below us bang on the ceiling to shut us up.

And his name is Mr. Heckles, right?

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