Shotgun 1 #1 January 10, 2005 Not because I really wanted one, but because I really need to have one for work... and it just seems like a good idea to have one for emergency purposes... But now that I have one, I vow to seek revenge on everyone who has ever annoyed me with their cell phones before... I will walk slowly through the grocery store while having the phone to my ear, not paying any attention to the fact that I am in everyone's way... I will forget to turn my phone off while in class on a test day, so that while everyone is trying to concentrate it will loudly go off with it's "Waltz of the Flowers" ringtone (and it will be hidden somewhere in my backpack so that it takes me a long time to find it and turn it off)... And I will drive around with the phone to my ear, not paying much attention to other drivers - especially at four-way stop signs where I will have no clue whose turn it is to go because I am too busy talking.... Any other ideas for annoying things that I can do now that I have a cell phone??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 43 #2 January 10, 2005 What's your number?"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 January 10, 2005 QuoteAny other ideas for annoying things that I can do now that I have a cell phone??? You MUST answer it by yelling HELLO! HELLO! HELLORemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #4 January 10, 2005 I suggest making sure your phone is always on when in a movie theatre. Also, make sure you DO answer any call you receive while the movie is playing. A sure winner. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #5 January 10, 2005 QuoteAny other ideas for annoying things that I can do now that I have a cell phone??? Don't forget to let it ring in diners, movies, churches, and anywhere else people go to relax. Also, call all your friends while drunk just to say hello. Oh and, my personal favorite, swerve all over the road with the phone stuck to your ear and then look confused when someone gives you the finger for talking on the phone. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 January 10, 2005 QuoteWhat's your number? 1-800-382-5968 You probably don't want to call me from your work phone though... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #7 January 10, 2005 What about making sure that the cell's volume is really loud. Not only can strangers next to you can hear YOUR every word, but they can hear the caller's every last word, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 January 10, 2005 Make sure that anytime you get on a plane......your conversation is FAR too important to end until long after the boarding door is closed and the FA has asked you personally to turn it off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 January 10, 2005 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's your number? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1-800-382-5968 So thats your work number, right? (yes, I had to call to check... lol)Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #10 January 10, 2005 QuoteYou MUST answer it by yelling HELLO! HELLO! HELLO Yes, and please turn on the speaker phone thingy really loud so we can all hear both participants in your inane conversation._________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #11 January 10, 2005 Here's what I get alot of.. parttime job, fastfood..people telling me to wait at drive-thru and inside while they're calling home to talk to each kid/person for what they want.. people standing in-line behind them..me standing there looking at some guy on the phone..cell phones have slowed down the world! haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #12 January 10, 2005 QuoteSo thats your work number, right? (yes, I had to call to check... lol) Yep, and don't I have a sexy voice mail greeting??? "Hi baby..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 January 10, 2005 Ok, I'll remember to leave it on in movies, restaurants, etc.... and to turn it really loud so everyone can hear both sides of the conversation... oh, and to wait until I'm at the front of the line in fast food joints to call home and see if Rich wants anything (that's a good one). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #14 January 10, 2005 QuoteAny other ideas for annoying things that I can do now that I have a cell phone??? Give me your number, and be prepared to take calls at anytime......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 January 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteAny other ideas for annoying things that I can do now that I have a cell phone??? Give me your number, and be prepared to take calls at anytime...... No, I wanted ideas for how I can annoy other people... Not ideas for how you can annoy me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #16 January 10, 2005 Drat, Foiled again! Edit: Wait, did you just call me annoying?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 January 10, 2005 Call people immediatley when you've just had sex to say "i just got laid and it was aweomse." Revjim and wingnut especially like those phone calls. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #18 January 10, 2005 QuoteCall people immediatley when you've just had sex to say "i just got laid and it was aweomse." Revjim and wingnut especially like those phone calls. Now that's a good idea... JP, what's your number??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #19 January 10, 2005 That's just evil..... 1-800-BITE-ME.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #20 January 10, 2005 Quote1-800-BITE-ME. Is that supposed to be an insult? Or an invitation??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #21 January 10, 2005 read up on how to make your own ring tones. record your own personal version of a popular song as loud as the phone will allow but played slightly off key and slightly off tempo so that it's irritating as hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #22 January 10, 2005 Quoteread up on how to make your own ring tones. record your own personal version of a popular song as loud as the phone will allow but played slightly off key and slightly off tempo so that it's irritating as hell. Or, just record the soundtrack of "Dumb and Dumber" eith where they're demonstrating "the most annoying sound in the world" or when they're singing "Mockingbird"....Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #23 January 10, 2005 We saw/heard a funny cell person the other day. The cell person were waiting to be picked up, it was cold and the person they were chewing out on the cell was obviously the one that was supposed to pick her up and late She was standing in the cold and bitching so loud she didn't need a cell for the person to hear her. LMAO bitching to a person on a cell thats sitting at home while their nice and warm is Wait until you can do it eye to eye so at least you could hit the dude when their laughing at you. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #24 January 10, 2005 I like sitting at light, next to person on cell phone. I pretend am talking on mine too,,keep looking over and laughing as if I'm talking about them.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #25 January 13, 2005 Thought about this post last night.. It happened! Some guy came up to front register, hands me the cell phone, I take an order from kid on the phone! So, I have some fun with it and ask the guy "is this for here or to go..he actually thought about it! Man..I just don't know if that was right or not! haha Oh, so I hand the phone back to the guy..he say'sorry about that; I said "good thing you didn't go thru the drive thru'.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
