cocheese 0 #26 January 13, 2005 Someday I'm going to pull a cigarette butt tosser out of their car and rub their nose in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quattro4Life 0 #27 January 13, 2005 i like...no, LOVE the clit -bI'm not the percent you think survives, I need sanctuary in the pages of this book... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dqpacker 7 #28 January 13, 2005 "I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER" JAY AND SILENT BOB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #29 January 13, 2005 I boosted a christmas stocking from the cashiers desk at Denny's... all non-chilant style too... On my way out, noticed the video camera had recorded the whole thing.... Must've cracked up the guys in the back room... or whoever watches those videos... being blitzed at the time,I didn't get the full effect of the embarassment until the morning after... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #30 January 13, 2005 Quote"I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER" JAY AND SILENT BOB I love that movie! Boo boo kitty fuck...HA! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #31 January 13, 2005 QuoteI could use a new set of steak knives! You got it sweet cheeks. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #32 January 13, 2005 Dad: About that dent in your Cadillac - I'm never, ever, going to tell you how it really got there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #33 January 13, 2005 QuoteI confess. I am a JACKASS But you're so good at it Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #34 January 13, 2005 QuoteDad: About that dent in your Cadillac - I'm never, ever, going to tell you how it really got there. You can't just leave us hanging like that!!! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #35 January 13, 2005 i retired from thieving. it just gets boring and lacks challenge after a while. although, it wouldn't be far fetched for me to say that i once stole almost a complete finished attic. figure that one out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FIREFLYR 0 #36 January 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou people....why cant you steal simple things like knives from Outback Steakhouse Umm....helloooo???? did you read my post? I said i steal knives. I could use a new set of steak knives! There's a bar in SF where you can get a killer martini and they give you the shaker and strainer along with your glass so that you can pour as much as you want in while the rest stays cold. Somehow I've ended up with 2 strainers and I don't even remember how I got them...\ Please dont say that was blondies, that bar SUCKS! I did however take a full martini kit from pac bell park..... ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stacy 0 #37 January 13, 2005 I borrowed one of those tortilla holders from don pablos. and some glasses from some pubs (most of my glassware) I used to have a carafe from Dennys, but I htink my old roommate has it now. I really will give these things back one day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #38 January 13, 2005 I enlarged Girlfalldown's avatar, cut out her face and pasted it to a blow-up doll. Only problem is, now I can't use it anymore cuz I accidently put a 4th hole in it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #39 January 13, 2005 QuoteI enlarged Girlfalldown's avatar, cut out her face and pasted it to a blow-up doll. Only problem is, now I can't use it anymore cuz I accidently put a 4th hole in it! Ok that's just weird. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpwally 0 #40 January 13, 2005 Oh Geez,,here i thought you were going to say you prefer pussy ! ;-) wallysmile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #41 January 13, 2005 Like Derek puts a gun to your head and makes you take the napkinsMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #42 January 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteI enlarged Girlfalldown's avatar, cut out her face and pasted it to a blow-up doll. Only problem is, now I can't use it anymore cuz I accidently put a 4th hole in it! Ok that's just weird. Holy crap! I said somehting that she thought was weird! I'm gettin good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BoostedXT 0 #43 January 13, 2005 I did that on my bike one day. Driving behind a car the driver flicked a cig out the window and it flew back and hit me in the chest on my coat. Pull up to the traffic light and the passanger drops a cig out the window, so I pulled up next to them, got off the bike and threw the cig back in the car. It was 2 girls about 17. At first they gave me nice smiles like ohhhh bike man is coming to say Hi....then I chucked the cig back in they got all mad. What do I confess? I like older women. I am 24 and always date 5-12 years older than me. JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #44 January 13, 2005 Quote Who are YOU trying to fool? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #45 January 13, 2005 Yeah, well I eat sugar packets by the dozen.....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpinfarmer 0 #46 January 13, 2005 I rip the tags off mattresses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #47 January 13, 2005 QuoteYeah, well I eat sugar packets by the dozen..... When my boss is out of the office I go through his desk looking for chocolate. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dzdiva 7 #48 January 13, 2005 QuoteI rip the tags off mattresses. You, rebel, you!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #49 January 13, 2005 Quote "Forgive me father for I have sinned, it has been a coon's age since my last confession.... I have threatened death on footbal fans in a skydiver bar with Hooknswoop at my back. Everybody perceived that I was not quite right in the head, though, so nobody got hurt, so it's not a sin, right?" "Sit down. We don't have a problem" "These aren't the droids you're looking for" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #50 January 13, 2005 I touch myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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FIREFLYR 0 #36 January 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou people....why cant you steal simple things like knives from Outback Steakhouse Umm....helloooo???? did you read my post? I said i steal knives. I could use a new set of steak knives! There's a bar in SF where you can get a killer martini and they give you the shaker and strainer along with your glass so that you can pour as much as you want in while the rest stays cold. Somehow I've ended up with 2 strainers and I don't even remember how I got them...\ Please dont say that was blondies, that bar SUCKS! I did however take a full martini kit from pac bell park..... ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #37 January 13, 2005 I borrowed one of those tortilla holders from don pablos. and some glasses from some pubs (most of my glassware) I used to have a carafe from Dennys, but I htink my old roommate has it now. I really will give these things back one day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #38 January 13, 2005 I enlarged Girlfalldown's avatar, cut out her face and pasted it to a blow-up doll. Only problem is, now I can't use it anymore cuz I accidently put a 4th hole in it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #39 January 13, 2005 QuoteI enlarged Girlfalldown's avatar, cut out her face and pasted it to a blow-up doll. Only problem is, now I can't use it anymore cuz I accidently put a 4th hole in it! Ok that's just weird. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #40 January 13, 2005 Oh Geez,,here i thought you were going to say you prefer pussy ! ;-) wallysmile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #41 January 13, 2005 Like Derek puts a gun to your head and makes you take the napkinsMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #42 January 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteI enlarged Girlfalldown's avatar, cut out her face and pasted it to a blow-up doll. Only problem is, now I can't use it anymore cuz I accidently put a 4th hole in it! Ok that's just weird. Holy crap! I said somehting that she thought was weird! I'm gettin good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #43 January 13, 2005 I did that on my bike one day. Driving behind a car the driver flicked a cig out the window and it flew back and hit me in the chest on my coat. Pull up to the traffic light and the passanger drops a cig out the window, so I pulled up next to them, got off the bike and threw the cig back in the car. It was 2 girls about 17. At first they gave me nice smiles like ohhhh bike man is coming to say Hi....then I chucked the cig back in they got all mad. What do I confess? I like older women. I am 24 and always date 5-12 years older than me. JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #44 January 13, 2005 Quote Who are YOU trying to fool? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #45 January 13, 2005 Yeah, well I eat sugar packets by the dozen.....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #46 January 13, 2005 I rip the tags off mattresses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #47 January 13, 2005 QuoteYeah, well I eat sugar packets by the dozen..... When my boss is out of the office I go through his desk looking for chocolate. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #48 January 13, 2005 QuoteI rip the tags off mattresses. You, rebel, you!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #49 January 13, 2005 Quote "Forgive me father for I have sinned, it has been a coon's age since my last confession.... I have threatened death on footbal fans in a skydiver bar with Hooknswoop at my back. Everybody perceived that I was not quite right in the head, though, so nobody got hurt, so it's not a sin, right?" "Sit down. We don't have a problem" "These aren't the droids you're looking for" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #50 January 13, 2005 I touch myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
